Why there are so many Knights these days.
(1)Lack of an effective spay-neuter program.
(2)Ripsnort’s popular cloning missions.
(3)With the nit Luftwaffe’s recent development of a leather-latex blended fabric, condom suppliers are back-ordered.
(4)HiTech has yet to model food supply, enabling uncontrolled population growth.
(5)Environmentalist contingent have prevented implementation of widespread niticide spraying.
(6)As the tattoo: tooth ratio approaches 1, birth control goes out the window.
(7)Nits have more time to fly now that price decrease enables them to cut back their hours at Tastee-Freeze.
(8)Mr. Fish.
(9)When deciding which country to join, newbies with poor reading skills misunderstand when they read how cool the nights are in Aces High.
(10) Excited about the upcoming convention, Fat Drunk Bastards are spending less and less time killing nits and more and more time attempting to devise a keg that fits in the overhead compartment.
