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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2006, 04:50:09 PM »
The Ethiopians are on our side this time...They are going to save the U.N. from the Islamic terrorists that are about to take over.
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« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2006, 04:51:37 PM »
Where is that film clip about a bunch of arabs calling each other up and screaming jihad over the phone. Seems appropriate here.



As for somalia, who the hell would want it and why????:huh
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« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2006, 04:53:25 PM »
Ethiopians have troops?

I thought they were still starving.  

Maybe they took Sam Kinison's advice.  "MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS YOU IDIOTS!"
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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2006, 05:05:05 PM »
They should have been smart enough to choose somewhere else to be born, and smart enough to choose different parents with whiter skin, like you boys did.
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« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2006, 05:59:23 PM »
You realize I was jesting?

Sam was a comedian in the 80s/90s
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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2006, 06:13:37 PM »
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They should have been smart enough to choose somewhere else to be born, and smart enough to choose different parents with whiter skin, like you boys did.


timex is saying if you were born black in africa you are doomed to that kind of life.

well timex, they could change the their way of life (stop killing, plant food) or move to the land of milk and honey.
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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2006, 06:33:41 PM »
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They should have been smart enough to choose somewhere else to be born, and smart enough to choose different parents with whiter skin, like you boys did.


Gesssh Rolex...your touchy these days.

Joking aside I wish em luck.

RelaxRolex:)
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2006, 06:42:31 PM »
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They should have been smart enough to choose somewhere else to be born, and smart enough to choose different parents with whiter skin, like you boys did.


Africa is pretty well off in natural resources, maybe the richest continent in the world in this. Maybe they need to get busy developing and/or exploiting those resources?
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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2006, 06:50:45 PM »
Been watching this Religion thing for a few years now and came to a point to where we, the Western World, would really screw the minds of the Islamic/Muslim Fanatics.... I'm surprised you all hadn't figured this out.

It's a 2 event action...

1st we take every B52, B2 anything that can drop ord... load it up with pigs...that's right PIGs..small, large amd Medium sized pigs...painted Red, White & Blue... Carpet Bomb Syria, Iran, Iraq and Lebanon with pigs...

2nd we take off our uniforms and wear robes, head wraps and carry AK-47s rushing screaming "ALLAH ACK BA" into the major Cities..Tehran, Damascus, Bhagdad and Beirut...

Only shoot those dodging the pigs and we have the Worlds BIGGEST BBQ after the 1st Day!  War is over.

I should have been a Diplomat!

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« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2006, 07:36:21 PM »
Somewhere out there, you are a B-52 Crew Cheif's worst nightmare.
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« Reply #25 on: July 20, 2006, 07:44:47 PM »
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Been watching this Religion thing for a few years now and came to a point to where we, the Western World, would really screw the minds of the Islamic/Muslim Fanatics.... I'm surprised you all hadn't figured this out.

It's a 2 event action...

1st we take every B52, B2 anything that can drop ord... load it up with pigs...that's right PIGs..small, large amd Medium sized pigs...painted Red, White & Blue... Carpet Bomb Syria, Iran, Iraq and Lebanon with pigs...

2nd we take off our uniforms and wear robes, head wraps and carry AK-47s rushing screaming "ALLAH ACK BA" into the major Cities..Tehran, Damascus, Bhagdad and Beirut...

Only shoot those dodging the pigs and we have the Worlds BIGGEST BBQ after the 1st Day!  War is over.

I should have been a Diplomat!

Mac


ALLAH AKBAR!!!!
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« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2006, 09:08:47 PM »
Hmmm, maybe we should supply pork rinds to the solders.
That way they could drop a couple on dead insurgents so they won't go to Vahalla.
 Did'nt McAurther do something like capture a a couple of Islamis in the Philippines, force them to watch as he had the ammo dipped in pigs blood and shoot one with the "tainted" ammo and let the rest go ?
 I seem to remember it pretty much quelled the problem at that time
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« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2006, 06:48:28 AM »
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Im suprised I havnt seen this on the news yet.


And I'm suprised that your suprised with the current state of corprate U.S. media.
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« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2006, 08:53:36 AM »
I do consider myself very fortunate to have been born in a country with opportunity and with enough food that my mom had a healthy pregnancy.

You can do something about where you live and how you think about things but only if you were not damaged to much by some sort of prenatal problem.

lazs
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« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2006, 09:35:19 AM »
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Originally posted by icemaw
if they dont leave we will declare a jihad
if you dont stop making cartoons we will declare a jihad
if you look at my woman i will kill her and declare a jihad
if you look at my camel i will kill her and declare a jihad
if you fart in our direction we will declare a jihad
if you make fun of my eyebrow we will declare a jihad
if you make fun of my womans eyebrow we will declare a jihad
if you make fun of my camels eyebrow we will declare a jihad
if you make fun of us declaring jihads we will declare a jihad


Agree.  Jihads are overused and overrated.
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