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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2006, 09:59:11 AM »
It is a fact that no russian can keep on his lane of the road on a straight road. They drive like they do anything else in general.. 'pissing on the run' as we say. :huh
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« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2006, 04:07:19 AM »
I like when the two busses fall over and the guy in the middle immediately turns his blinker on and goes fo the clear lane...like, "Aw dammit...not again...awright...round we go..."
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« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2006, 03:07:18 PM »
Lefortovo tunnel is scary. Almost 3km underground, and several turns. Last week a car caught fire there, it jammed one side of third transport ring completely for 6 hours. All traffic in 10-million megapolis blocked.

Russian driving style is not very calm. There are no Russians who don't like riding fast (c) N.V.Gogol. I had one aquaintance from Swiss who said that muscowites drive very politely and friendly, but then he said that he lived in south-east Asia for 15 years :)

MrRiplEy[H], great Finnish folklore! :D I'll use this expression, thanks! ;)

Russians who drive in the US say that Americans never overtake and if someone drives Ford-T at impressive 40km/h - everyone behind him goes at the same speed.

I think that ice is the problem in this video, combined with "bald" tires and "shahid-taxi"s.

I don't drive, don't have a lisence and don't want to get one. Underground is much faster and safe, my ticket costs me about $0.5 daily, less then a litre of gas (i buy 90-day smart-card).

Moscow is a big village and it's unique even in Russia. It's crazy.

That bus is nicknamed "garmoshka", a "harmonica", they were made in Hungary by Ikarus, IIRC now Russia bought that factory and builds them here.

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« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2006, 04:26:52 PM »
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Russians who drive in the US say that Americans never overtake and if someone drives Ford-T at impressive 40km/h - everyone behind him goes at the same speed.


I wouldnt say that is accurate at all. More likely to have someone flip you the bird as they honk their horn while blowing by you at Mach speeds. :D

(Mach speed thing was an exagerration, but you get the idea.)
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« Reply #19 on: July 23, 2006, 11:17:05 PM »
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That is very odd.....I think there is ice there.



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This 3150 m long tunnel in Russia is the longest in-city tunnel of Europe. There is a river running over it ... all, and water leaks at some points. When the temperature reaches -38 degrees like it did this winter, the road freezes and the result is the attached video taken during a single day with the tunnel camera. PS: I wouldn't like to be on that bus.

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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2006, 11:28:08 PM »
What I like about reading Boroda's posts...I always hear the voice of Mr. Chekov reading it to me.

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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2006, 02:48:36 AM »
Wow! :huh

But, what's so special about the bus? They're quite common around here, being made by mercedes-benz and MAN.


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« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2006, 07:15:07 AM »
I noticed that a few of the accidents were caused by idiots changing lanes in front of a fast car even though there is a solid line in the tunnel.

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« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2006, 07:55:33 AM »
They've replaced this  



with this



and they're ****ing horrible. Slower, sweatier, prone to engine fires, basically a mobile chicane snarling up traffic wherever they go. So yeah, a few idiots died each year jumping on/off the old one but they were probably gonna die soon anyway.

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« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2006, 12:53:16 PM »
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So yeah, a few idiots died each year jumping on/off the old one but they were probably gonna die soon anyway.

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« Reply #25 on: July 24, 2006, 01:19:17 PM »
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Wow! :huh

But, what's so special about the bus? They're quite common around here, being made by mercedes-benz and MAN.



Lol... I guess they're special because we don't have them over here, or at least I've never seen one used here yet. They're a good idea, though... probably too efficient to catch on over here. ;)
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« Reply #26 on: July 24, 2006, 05:23:10 PM »
Saw one in Seattle, except that it was a normal length bus with the dent in the middle, not a bus-and-a-half.
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« Reply #27 on: July 24, 2006, 05:50:37 PM »
Go north and you will see those busses. Have yet to see one catch fire.

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« Reply #28 on: July 24, 2006, 06:05:53 PM »
There are also electrical buses called Trolebus



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« Reply #29 on: July 24, 2006, 07:08:41 PM »


3 of them went up before they found a problem with the turbo, Mercedes obviously selling us their Friday afternoon batch.