Author Topic: 2000 cans of Coors non-alcoholic beer! (Read 1218 times)

Neubob · « **Reply #15 on:** July 20, 2006, 02:02:44 PM »

VOR, your prayers are answered!

the beer cannon

AquaShrimp · « **Reply #16 on:** July 20, 2006, 02:25:57 PM »

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Originally posted by Tarmac
Cans as non-lethal? My buddy threw me a beer can from about 20 yards over 4th of July weekend, and instead of letting it hit the water and picking it up after it floated back up (he was on a boat, I was in the water), I decided to catch it. FYI, I become very smart and very athletic when I have a few beers in me.

The lip of the can peeled a huge bloody flap of skin off my palm... in the perfect shape of a beer can top. The flap has just healed to the point I could take the bandages off and not worry about it lifting up again.

I think the idea of beer cans + any high velocity projectile is a very good plan though.

Tarmac, I don't think beer cans float. On a rafting trip, my buddy became drunk and dumped my remaining three beers in the stream. They sank.

Tarmac · « **Reply #17 on:** July 20, 2006, 02:31:24 PM »

Full (unopened) cans of Labatt definately float. They take a little while to resurface, but they do come back up. If they sank, we wouldn't have been throwing them at each other in the lake.

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 20, 2006, 03:44:58 PM »

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Originally posted by Tarmac
Full (unopened) cans of Labatt definately float. They take a little while to resurface, but they do come back up. If they sank, we wouldn't have been throwing them at each other in the lake.

There's your answer. It was Labatts. It wasnt floating, the lake was rejecting it.

SMIDSY · « **Reply #19 on:** July 20, 2006, 04:42:23 PM »

well, once you get back to the states (or some country that allows drinking), here is the ultimate drink:

its called the "Ball Blaster", this is because it will shoot your balls off.

1 shot of moonshine (optional)
2 shots of bacardi 151
3 fingers of rum
1 finger of bourbon
2 fingers of grenedine (spelling?)

and if you cant get moonshine, add as much amaretto as you can in the glass.

then chase it with a warm beer.

yes, i have tried it (i invented it). once you do, you will understand what "shoot your balls off" means.

AquaShrimp · « **Reply #20 on:** July 20, 2006, 04:45:33 PM »

Smidsy, my friends were drinking Jim Beam straight out of the bottle. So I tried it, took a little swig straight. Then for the next 3 minutes I was doubled over coughing and nearly puking trying to get that poison out of my mouth and body.

Think I'll just stick to beer and rum n' coke.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #21 on:** July 20, 2006, 04:51:59 PM »

Big field, video camera, and a whats that full auto Grenade laucher you can mount on the same mount an M2 will go on? M-19?

LePaul · « **Reply #22 on:** July 20, 2006, 04:52:03 PM »

Feed it to some blondes. They'll most certainly get drunk from that.

Neubob · « **Reply #23 on:** July 20, 2006, 05:17:15 PM »

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I feel the need to repeat myself
the beer cannon

rpm · « **Reply #24 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:13:05 PM »

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Originally posted by AquaShrimp
Smidsy, my friends were drinking Jim Beam straight out of the bottle. So I tried it, took a little swig straight. Then for the next 3 minutes I was doubled over coughing and nearly puking trying to get that poison out of my mouth and body.

Think I'll just stick to beer and rum n' coke.

Jeez Shrimpy, just as I was starting to like you, you go and post something girly like that.

Scherf · « **Reply #25 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:48:20 AM »

"Non-alcoholic Coors beer."

ehmmmm

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not to stir the pot but ...

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How does that differ from regular Coors beer?

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #26 on:** July 21, 2006, 12:57:06 AM »

It's... non alcoholic.

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 21, 2006, 01:12:47 AM »

Regular Coors only TASTES like slightly carbonated pee water. It still has the alcohol.

This removes even that small saving grace.

VOR · « **Reply #28 on:** July 21, 2006, 07:13:05 AM »

I drank one. It tasted like dishwater.

We were this >.< close to having the old man convinced taking them out and blowing them up mith a .50 was a great idea. He chickened out when we talked about posting it on the net. Something about photos and videos of troops shooting with/at beer causing some kind of public sphincter spasm.

Maybe a trebuchet. Get medieval.