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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2006, 09:44:40 AM »
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In Texas it's a prescribed substitute in the absence of A NEG blood transfusions.  


Goes well with cornflakes too.
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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2006, 09:49:11 AM »
Tequila "Straight Up" chased by ...........another Tequila "Straight Up"

no salt
no lime
no lemon

just Tequila chasing Tequila

hence the name    TequilaChaser
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2006, 10:01:31 AM »
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The trick is... don't drink cheap tequila and don't mix it with anything.


Absolutely Correct!!

Patron Silver smells like fresh Agave, not like rank swill (read that as anything by Cuervo.. ick.. Talk about gag reflex).

God I love Patron.  My girlfriend prefers I drink vodka though because she says Tequila makes me a little rowdy.  Some of my past posts on the AH forums prove that... When I when from Aces High to the other kind of AH in about 25 minutes :confused:
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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2006, 10:10:31 AM »
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The trick is... don't drink cheap tequila and don't mix it with anything.

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And don't let your 100lb heavier buddy challenge you to a Tequila drinking contest when you're drunk enough to take him up on it.  :D
or when you are young and dumb and full of....

you drink grocery store brand motezuma white to-kill-ya and end up doing a beer bong full of the stuff.


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I have puked because I caught the scent of tequila from a closed bottle across the room.
been there... still am like that.
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« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2006, 10:25:11 AM »
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Originally posted by Kurt
Absolutely Correct!!

Patron Silver smells like fresh Agave


:rofl Light tequila. Gotta love it.
Is it madatory to extend the pinky while consuming this women`s club beverage.



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read that as anything by Cuervo.. ick.. Talk about gag reflex.


Phffffffffffffttt! Gold is the nectar of the Gods. It doesn`t go well with pink though. :)

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My girlfriend prefers I drink vodka

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« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2006, 10:32:00 AM »
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:rofl Light tequila. Gotta love it.


:huh

Its got every bit as much knock you on your bellybutton potential as the paint remover that Cuervo calls Tequila.  If you wanna suffer for your buzz, feel free.  I'd rather have something good.

As a matter of fact, I just looked it up and Patron is 80 Proof versus your 'Real Man' Tequila coming in at only 75 Proof  (Cuervo 1800)... Looks like the only pinky lifting Nancy around here is you :D
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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2006, 10:34:51 AM »
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:huh

Its got every bit as much knock you on your bellybutton potential as the paint remover that Cuervo calls Tequila.  If you wanna suffer for your buzz, feel free.  I'd rather have something good.


Son, if I want a drink of water.....I turn on the faucet.
Silver is comparable to buying a new set of tires for your muscle car.............then taking out the valve stems.
Suffer? What you talking bout Willis? Gold is so smooth it can be used in the place of baby oil. :)
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« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2006, 10:40:13 AM »
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Gold ... can be used in the place of baby oil. :)


Yeah, tastes pretty much like baby oil...  Ok, we agree.  And the Patron still has higher proof than Cuervo... Or baby oil.
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« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2006, 10:45:38 AM »
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Yeah, tastes pretty much like baby oil...  Ok, we agree.  And the Patron still has higher proof than Cuervo... Or baby oil.


:D
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« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2006, 11:20:06 AM »
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Gold is so smooth it can be used in the place of baby oil. :)

Ok, quick Tequila 101 refresher course...

Gold - A mixto, meaning neutral spirits (usually vodka) and food coloring has added. This is the lowest, cheapest class of tequila. This is rotgut.

Silver - Also known as Blanco. Can be a mixto or 100% agave. You have to check the label. This is unaged tequila.

Reposado - Can be a mixto or 100%. You have to check the label. This tequila has been aged at least 6 months in new oak barrels.

Anejo - Not a mixto. 100% agave tequila aged at least 18 months in new oak barrels.
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« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2006, 11:32:23 AM »
You're talking Cuervo Gold. It's mixto. If it's 100% agave, I've found that the color is probably a good indication of smoothness.

Whatever it is... look for 100% Agave on the label. If it doesn't say it, it isn't. A mixto can be something like 50% something else. Something else being flavorings, colorings, and neutral spirts which will just make your head hurt in the morning.
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« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2006, 12:56:39 PM »
Don't drink till the point you're stupid and you have no problems the next morning. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2006, 03:18:38 PM »
There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them. - Harris K. Telemacher
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« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2006, 03:55:03 PM »
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:aok

Tell Dale you won a day off :aok :D

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« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2006, 04:03:52 PM »
This thread alone has me dry heaving.....

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