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Offline Mini D

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« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2006, 09:53:31 AM »
psssst.... that's his wife.

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« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2006, 09:58:02 AM »
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psssst.... that's his wife.


I think we get that. And have gotten that
mmmmm
Pretty much from the first post

We supposed to show mercy along with our applause cause he got his hat?

Mercy?
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« Reply #47 on: July 22, 2006, 10:13:51 AM »
You posted about the same time as me... that wasn't meant for you.

And you may want to re-read the thread to see who mentioned the hot mom first. I just didn't think someone would actually think that was his mom.

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« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2006, 11:45:30 AM »
just to clear things up, yes thats my wife of 5 years.  I am 29 years old and have 2 kids.  Here's me about a year ago and 25lbs heavier.


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« Reply #49 on: July 22, 2006, 11:47:10 AM »
Oh well, I've seen some DAMN fine moms, so it didn't seem so hard to believe.

haha.  Open mouth, insert foot.
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« Reply #50 on: July 22, 2006, 11:49:17 AM »
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Hey Air Farce, wanna race? J/k bro, wtg and .  Train them well.


are you allowed to tailor your green shirts in the army to make them form fitting?  If so here's an easy way to do it.  Go get a cheap $30 sewing maching.  Put the shirt on inside out and pin up the sides to where the shirt is comfortable yet more contoured to your body.  Take the shirt off and then take some chalk and make a chalk line along the needles ensuring they are strait.  Then with the shirt still inside out sew a couple of seams along that line.  Then take scisors (perferably the edged ones they use for fabric) and then cut off the excess (AFTER A TRIAL FIT)  voila no more excess fabric.  The places here charge $15 for that when you can do it yourself, after two of them the sewing machine pays for itself.

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« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2006, 03:33:26 PM »
WTG!

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« Reply #52 on: July 23, 2006, 07:27:44 AM »
congrats on the hat sir.  now the only question is does your mom have a hot sister

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« Reply #53 on: July 23, 2006, 07:57:27 AM »
Yeah Gunslinger, what are you gonna do about insolence?  



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« Reply #54 on: July 24, 2006, 02:20:54 PM »
Here's some better pictures of parade






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« Reply #55 on: July 25, 2006, 07:46:22 AM »
You look pretty hard there guns.  I bet you'll make a few cry every class :)
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« Reply #56 on: July 25, 2006, 07:49:51 AM »
We had a "hardass" TI that blew it on the first day of training. He picked the biggest guy and started yelling at him and ended with:

TI: "YOU THINK YOU CAN KICK MY bellybutton BOY?!?!"
Recruit: "Sir, I'd anihilate you, sir." in a very quiet voice

Everyone in the squad knew it was the truth. It took the edge off of the TI pretty damn quick.

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« Reply #57 on: July 25, 2006, 08:03:29 AM »
Mini

Yea, after having a couple jerkwads mess with me as a smack at the zoo, I always tried to avoid personally challenging people.  Instead, I'd either challenge them with the task or try to get them to challenge themselves.  I always saved the personal challenges for when I had no other way to get through to someone or they were pulling a hardcore attitude.  And even then I'd never fight fair, because it's really bad for discipline to challenge a troublemaker and lose.  Of course, in the kinder gentler AF, "challenging" someone usually meant pushups, a run, mental exercises under physical stress, etc.

It usually worked... Looking back at it there are only a few times I wish I'd done something different when training lower class cadets.
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« Reply #58 on: July 25, 2006, 08:32:43 AM »
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You look pretty hard there guns.  I bet you'll make a few cry every class :)


we had about 20 the first day :)

Mini,

Some instructors are like that.  The bad part about that is if you are picking a fight with a trainee and "dare him to hit you" so to speak the trainee isn't all that in the wrong for taking a swing as he was being physically threatened/intimidated.  There's easier ways to break a "billybadass" so to speak.  They arent that vulnerable physically but you find out wich buttons to  push on them mentally that have nothing to do with being big and then you push the hell out of them.  Kind of what eagl said you find out what makes them tick and then throw a wrench in the works that they've never had to deal with before.

There's also the flipside of that is if they are big and intimidating they might make a good student leader as none of the other trainees want to cross them.  So if you can't beat them, promote them and let them loose on the rest.
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« Reply #59 on: July 25, 2006, 08:57:08 AM »
All I want to know is...

What is that strange growth on the pretty girl's left arm?  Isn't there something we can do for her?  

It's tragic, really...

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