Yup. We gots some blood-thirsty critters down South. Some have begun to find that them two-legged, hairless apes is good eatin'.
Some years back, a lady from up nawth, who had recently moved to Arkansas and bought a house back in the sticks, wrote a letter to the editorial page of the Arkansas-Democrat Gazette.
In it, she recounted that she had let her pet toypoodleorsomesuchminiatured
awg out to run in her beautiful back yard, only to have it disappear. She had searched and eventually found the remains of "Buffy" on the edge of her property. A neighbor stated that it appeared the poor mutt had been the victim of a bobcat.
Anyway, this lady was raling about how barbarous it was for the state government and the Game and Fish Commission to allow such things to happen.
