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Offline Hawklore

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« on: August 05, 2006, 08:30:59 PM »
Ok,

Everytime I go to Hardee's for breakfeast, I get fluff'n hit on.

Hardee's is for ****ing studmuffingots, not that I hate gays, but when they attempt to push themselves on you thats just disgusting!

Ok, first off, how Hardee's is for Gay's.


#1-

Beef this beef that, steak steak, beef!

#2-

Big straws, big burgers, the better to widen your mouth with.

#3-

Greasy grease, bellybutton lubricating grease!



Comments I've gotten from so called Hardee's,

Here's a present from me to you, (A ****ing penny and receipt)

You have, (reads screen) so and so order, answer back yes, oh wow, we're getting to know eachother.

These are dif. guys!

OMFG!!

rant complete..

shoot me now, no more hardee's
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2006, 08:41:33 PM »
if chicks worked there you wouldnt be complaining.
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Offline Golfer

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« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2006, 08:41:35 PM »
Wouldn't you get a little slap happy if you worked a cash register in a fast food joint?  Excuse them for having a little variety.

I'd personally be happy if the cashier hit on me while taking my order.  It most likely won't be wrong and it won't contain any spit.  It certainly wouldn't contain little swimmers because he'd think that I'd be the one helping set them free.  By the time I'm done with the food I leave and play hard to get.

Easy.
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2006, 09:22:47 PM »
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Originally posted by Hawklore

Greasy grease, bellybutton lubricating grease!


 


BWAHAHHAHAH Thats funny as hell!!!! :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2006, 09:28:36 PM »
Hey Hawklore....you wanna go camping?

:rofl

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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2006, 09:53:58 PM »
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sorry, we thought u were bi
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2006, 07:26:48 AM »
It's the asssless chaps and the leather vest that I think that is giving you away... try Dennys or IHOP!!!

:rofl
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