My favorite:
NHSTA Potential Affected Units: 205,000
Model Affected: Nissan Murano
Problem: On certain SUVs, due to the location of the forward edge of the fuel tank, in the event that a vehicle front tire runs over a small, sharp object in the road, catches it, and propels it toward the rear of the vehicle, it may strike and puncture the fuel tank
How'd you like to be the one poor bastage it happened to?
