We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where

means a smile and

is a = frown.
Sometimes these are represented by :-) and :-( respectively.
Well, how about some "assicons"?
Here goes:
> > >
> > > (_!_) a regular ass
> > >
> > > (__!__) a fat ass
> > >
> > > (!) a tight ass
> > >
> > > (_^^_) a bubble ass
> > >
> > > (_*_) a sore ass
> > >
> > > {_!_} a swishy ass
> > >
> > > (_o_) an bellybutton that's been around
> > >
> > > (_x_) kiss my ass
> > >
> > > (_X_) leave my bellybutton alone
> > >
> > > (_zzz_) a tired ass
> > >
> > > (_o^^o_) a wise ass
> > >
> > > (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
> > >
> > > (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
> > >
> > > (_?_) Dumb Ass
Sorry, could NOT resist

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Saw/SaintawBISHOP'S FINEST FLYING BRICKDCO 186th Wardogs (Falcon4 Squad)
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[This message has been edited by Saintaw (edited 02-03-2000).]