I Passed!

[Grayeagle]

WTG Rip

KNow the feeling .. almost feelin guilty 'relaxing' evenings instead of boresighting a few chapters in Pathophysiology or somethin.

Still de-toxing for a bit after the years of career change to LPN (Licensed Practical Nurse), school was accelerated program and felt fried more than a few times, but I find myself researching options to continue on to RN licensing lately.

It never stops .. there always seems to be the next rung up

-GE

[StSanta]

Bah Rip.

"O whooo lookatme.. Oh I can't do stuff so i will tell YOU how to do MY job".

"Oooh a bird to a dump on my beemer! Now the slaves at work are gonna get it, those mother... what will Jerry and his wife think if they see this? I'll have to get one of the developers to wash it".

"I'll have to motivate them though. I hope they don't play BS Bingo like last time. L'et see, here's my speech...blah blah..synergy effect blah blah positive value addition blah blah optimizing integration blah blah incremental balancing blah blah". Those guys are gonna love me.

Then when I mess up my job and the time schedule is compromised as a result, I'll use my God Powers. UM will listen to me. Not my fault the slaves can't do what I tellum to in the time I give 'em. Overtime for them. Golf with Hansen from UM for me.

What do they mean "impossible"? It's NEVER impossible when *I* don't have to do it. Let's fire them all. Or at least take their bonuses. Or just make them feel really bad about only putting in 50 hour weeks.

I mean it's not MY fault that I set a 6 month project for 3 months. I need to get ahead. Can't the stupid soon-to-be-outsourced-to-India idiots see that? They will when I start singing the benefits of outsourcing that's for sure.

Where's my cafe latté? Can't believe those morons haven't made coffee for me yet.

Heh Rip.

I think PM's are the primary reason I like music such as Dope's 'Die motherf****er Die'.

I WANT MY VACATION DAMMIT!

Can't you talk to your buddies and 'make it happen, don't make excuses' (sorry for borrowing an PM gold nugget there).

Congrats dude

[Ripsnort]

LMAO StSanta! That was good, but definately not our Project Manager culture! (Thankfully!) I am the one who has to make everyone happy so that they finish their testing! (Otherwise my 2nd and 3rd level directors chew my butt off every Tuesday!)

[StSanta]

Ah, you're one of the Good Guy project managers then eh?

I bet if you were my project manager, you'd let me get my vacation (3 weeks + 3 weeks from last year I haven't gotten) right?

Good job Rip, seriously. Don't let the new found position compromise family time though.

Because what happens is that then you turn into one of the project leaders I just described . Which means you run a significant risk of there not only being bird poo on your car...