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Offline SkyRock

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Chuck Norris says...
« Reply #30 on: August 19, 2006, 11:25:52 AM »
Chuck Norris says..............mommy!    This is the sound a coward makes!  :aok
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Chuck Norris says...
« Reply #31 on: August 19, 2006, 11:41:40 AM »
the devil was only another gay extra on richard simmon's excercise videos until he made a deal with chuck norris.
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« Reply #32 on: August 19, 2006, 11:43:31 AM »
On the first day God created the heavens and earth...but only after he asked permission from chuck norris.
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« Reply #33 on: August 19, 2006, 11:47:08 AM »
around a year ago chuck norris did a belly flop in the ocean. indonesia has respectfully requested that he not do it again...without some kind of warning.
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« Reply #34 on: August 19, 2006, 02:08:57 PM »
The reason no one can find Osama Bin Laden is Chuck Norris performed his little known death blow the"Black Widow" on him. The death blow is essentially this. Chuck performs a very violent intrusive act on his victim (think an aggressive Richard Simmons)and then eats him alive!:O

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