Funniest TV Moments

[RightF00T]

Scare Tactics-  girl is left to tend to bed-ridden man.  The guy and girl are under supervision of a security guard, because the man has been receiving death threats.  Girl hears gunshots and mob-type picks the lock to door and enters threatening trouble unless he gets answers.

 Mob-type's boss enters and the boss asks, "Are you scared?" and the girl is like "uh..yes" then the boss takes off shades and ball cap revealing it is Steven Baldwin the host of the show.   He stands there as if she is supposed to recognize him and everyone is supposed to start laughing.  Too bad Steven Baldwin isnt that well known, so he has to tell his name and tell her he's from the TV show Scare Tactics.  Girls face: LOL  You could see the look on her face of "Who the hell are you?!".  

Well I thought it was funny, tell us about a TV moment that made you laugh even if that particular point wasnt supposed to be funny.

[lasersailor184]

Also on scare tactics:  A sedan full of people is headed out to a rave in the middle of a desert.  The driver and shotgun rider are in on the joke.  The guy and the girl in the back are not.

They get in the middle of a valley when their car's engine dies out.  Suddenly the flashing lights start up and an 7.5 foot tall man in an alien suit comes sprinting out over one of the dunes.  He runs over to the driver's door and rips it off.  He grabs the driver and just takes off running.  The shotgun passenger opens his door and just bolts, screaming on the way.

At this point, the backseat passengers go to open their doors to bolt, but the child locks are on.  They won't open.  So they both dive for the gap inbetween the two front seats.  They get tangled up, and in the tangle, the guy takes his hand, puts it onto the girl's face, and just throws her head and her back as he gets past the seats, and then books it out into the desert.


The instant replays of the guy's hand denying the girl's face can still get me laughing in the middle of a crowd.

[Goth]

Same show - different episode, I laughed the hardest I have ever at the episode where the gay animal rights activist gets scared by the mutant beast.

Little Monster Man

[Wolf14]

I remember an interview from the first gulf war. The reporter was talking to an older gentleman who was in charge of something or other civillian that had to do with the handing out of gas masks and stuff.

While the interview is going the older gentleman is switching his kevlar helmet from arm to arm and this scud missle warning alarm goes off but before they could do anything the alarm stops changes to an all clear alarm so the two didnt do anything as far as donning the protective gear they were issued.

Well the interview is still going on and while its going on you can tell the reporter is kinda spooked and is searching the sky. The old man on the other hand is still trying to find a comfortable position to hold his helmet. Another alarm goes off and stops about as soon as it starts and another all clear alert goes out. Reporter plays it off.

No sooner had he finished playing it off the old man drops his helmet. You then see both men bent over with the archs of their backs just at the bottom of the screen, and when they stand up the old man has the helmet on his head and the reporter has his gas mask on.

They just kinda stare at each other. I dont remember much about what the reporter had said after that because there was much laughter in the room.

[Masherbrum]

Donovan Bailey embarrassing Michael Johnson in Toronto.   Michael had a bad start, pulled up lame falsely.   After the race, a CBC reporter interview Donovan and was told of "the injury".    Donovan said "I beat him, he isn't hurt, if he wants to race I'll kick his a** again".

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Jack Kevorkian lawyer Geoffrey Fieger telling a Prosector: "My foot will not get tired of kicking your a** around this court room".