Top 10 Things Women Should Never Say to Men

[Sandman_SBM]

10. "Here's how my last boyfriend did it."

9. "His car/boat/house is bigger than yours."

8. "At least after we're married, I won't have to worry about money."

7. "What are you looking at?"

6. "What are you thinking?"

5. "Deeper."

4. "Does this happen a lot?"

3. "Are you done yet?"

2. "Did you put on deoderant?"

1. "Are you sure you know what you're doing?"



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[Superfly]

You forgot:
"Does this make me look fat?"
"Does my bellybutton look big to you?"
"What's so great about going to a titty bar?"
"What do you think about me cutting my hair short?"
"While you're out, can you pick me up some tampons?"

[Mighty1]

The only thing that a woman should never say to a man is:

"NO"

[AKDejaVu]

Had this happen to my brother at Thanksgiving:

Fiance: We've found a ring
Brother: I don't know honey... its awfully expesnive
Fiance: Well, you'll just get me what I'm worth.

Every married guy at the table just looked down at their plate and said a silent prayer for my poor brother.

AKDejaVu

[NHFoxtro]

 

Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
Had this happen to my brother at Thanksgiving:

Fiance: We've found a ring
Brother: I don't know honey... its awfully expesnive
Fiance: Well, you'll just get me what I'm worth.

Every married guy at the table just looked down at their plate and said a silent prayer for my poor brother.

AKDejaVu

After reading this I just said a prayer for him.  lol  

[Pongo]

What do ya mean..he has it made. At least she is honest.

[LaVa]

"WoW, your boobs are bigger than mine."

For us fat boys its never good to hear that.  

LaVa