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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: August 16, 2006, 06:50:59 PM »
One pretty much useless cat.
Zero personality. only shows affection when hes hungry and out of food

Went to pet him and he tried to bite me.

Does the cat go for a swim in the pool?

Yay or Nay?

By swim. I dont mean drowning him
I mean gently lobbing him intot eh air and into the pool where he will then be allowed to escape
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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2006, 06:55:48 PM »
You want to make him stop biting you by making him scared of you? And you want advice from this crowd?

Take him to a shelter, or give him away to someone who has more patience with a cat... and in the meantime, don't pet him.
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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2006, 06:59:16 PM »
My sister has a little chihuahua.  He is mean, growls at me when I try to pet him, barks at me everyday, and bites me.  So one night when I got home from work, I put him in a pillow case and spun him around over my head a few times.  

Hes still mean.

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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2006, 07:04:49 PM »
Sorry your pet isnt the cuddly pile of love most are...if the cat just aint your thing, like he said, take it to the shelter.  Dont abuse it/torture it

I was a volunteer at the local humane society for several years and seen a lot of really bad things.

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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2006, 07:05:16 PM »
wet ***** is always teh friendlier

Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2006, 07:07:15 PM »
HELLO????

This is a nobrainer...seriously.  Throw him in!

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« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2006, 07:11:55 PM »
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Originally posted by Dux
You want to make him stop biting you by making him scared of you? And you want advice from this crowd?

Take him to a shelter, or give him away to someone who has more patience with a cat... and in the meantime, don't pet him.


I have a wife, two kids, 2  dogs, 2 turtles an idiot for a brother in law who cant remember how to use a mouse or use mapquest after 6 months. and 3 cats. 2 of which are fine.
and while Im not a big cat fan. to begin with. in the last 20 years we have had no less then 6 altogether

Kindly dont try and tell me I have no patience.

this was a yay or nay vote  Ill take yours as a nay.

but I will sweeten the pot.

Either the cat goes in the pool. Or simply lightly tossed in the backyard
with the dogs. which tend to get a bit exited at aything thats tossed into the yard

they wont kill it either, or even hurt it for that matter.but they will play with it for a while if it doesnt get up the tree or over the fence fast enough.

BTW my Chocolate lab can run faster then the cat :D
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« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2006, 07:17:39 PM »
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Sorry your pet isnt the cuddly pile of love most are...if the cat just aint your thing, like he said, take it to the shelter.  Dont abuse it/torture it

I was a volunteer at the local humane society for several years and seen a lot of really bad things.


how is tossing a cat in a pool abuse? No worse an abuse then giving it a fleabath.
Really the worst that happens to em is they get wet. Its not like I beat em
And cats swim quite well;)
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« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2006, 07:23:14 PM »
I didn't say no patience, I said more patience.

Either way, it sounds like you already know what you want to do, and you're looking for a cheering crowd. Why else would you come here with this?

Toss away, Hero with the big grin. :D

Or nice troll.
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« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2006, 07:24:58 PM »
all in favor of putting DREDIOK on a big catapult and lobbing him at the side of a building say "aye".



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« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2006, 07:36:40 PM »
chase it around the house with a vaccuum
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« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2006, 07:40:20 PM »
My ex had a cat that would poop on some of my sweaters in our closet.  ONLY mine.  After the second time it happened, I hunted down the cat, drove its face in it's own fecal waste so hard (or maybe just over and over) that it was sneezing poop for 20min.  I firmly grabbed it, screamed at it for a few min 2" from his face, and IIRC bowled 'em across the hardwood and out the open back door.  (he wasn't physically hurt in any way from this, but I sure as heck hope I scared it)

Gawd I hated that cat.  Cost me a ton to get the sweaters cleaned.

And, it never again pooped on anything that was mine.  

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« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2006, 07:56:00 PM »
A pet Carrier, a small bag of dry cat food... get as close to a bait shop as possible. open said bag of dry cat food spread it out on the ground and let the devil have his own.
There are many cats near bait shops seeking dead minnows and they survive.  You just happened to have an Evil Seed.

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« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2006, 08:02:24 PM »
I say throw 'em in the pool.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2006, 08:16:17 PM »
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all in favor of putting DREDIOK on a big catapult and lobbing him at the side of a building say "aye".



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AYE!

sounds like fun
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