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Offline takeda

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« on: May 23, 2001, 05:52:00 AM »
 
 

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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2001, 06:03:00 AM »
LOL  

If you ever met them on their "Europe in 5 days Tour", you know it is true.  

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« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2001, 07:37:00 AM »
Yep

that's the map from my High School geography class..

Please show us ignorant Americans your map of the world, you older and wiser Europeans  

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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2001, 08:53:00 AM »
 
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Please show us ignorant Americans your map of the world, you older and wiser Europeans (Image removed from quote.)

Yeah.. especially that one where the church divided up the world giving certain regions to England, Spain and France.

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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2001, 09:08:00 AM »
 
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Yeah.. especially that one where the church divided up the world giving certain regions to England, Spain and France.

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Isn't this map rather old djv ?


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« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2001, 09:20:00 AM »
lol takeda i was gonna post this map awhile back, but felt that seeing the ultra american right rant on and not be able to take a joke again would just be too much...

lol "here be dragons"


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« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2001, 09:42:00 AM »
I think its funny, and I too agree that most Americans think the center of the world revolve around them...but, given our Gov't and the prosperity we've enjoyed, its understandable.  

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« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2001, 10:03:00 AM »
 
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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
Yeah.. especially that one where the church divided up the world giving certain regions to England, Spain and France.

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So, European Muslim countries don't have a "religion"? And Orthodox Church definetly isn't Christian according to US history books? And Armenia isn't Christian too?

BTW, who was the brilliant guy who told me that Orthodox Church was guilty for the Crusades?

I wonder how many people here will be able to draw a border between Europe and Asia on the map without telling that Soviet geographic maps are nothing but roadkill?

     

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« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2001, 10:06:00 AM »
Hehe posted this map a while ago in another thread  

Well, they say the supremacy of a country/culture only lasts a finite period of time... happened before with France, Spain, England, Rome...

My bet is that the next ruler of the civilized world will be Iceland, and their evil underground army of seals and penguins.

You'll see... ahh yes... you'll all see...

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« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2001, 10:18:00 AM »
Yet another uppity outsider.  I say it's time to lay waste to Spain over in that Yurop place.  We'll have to take our Rascal scooters and Hummers if we're going to get anywhere without escalators tho'...and no TV?!?  Bunch of savages there, I'd bet!


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« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2001, 10:32:00 AM »
 
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Yeah.. especially that one where the church divided up the world giving certain regions to England, Spain and France.

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That was the treaty of Tordesillas, and divided the world in zones of influence between Portugal and Spain for CHRISTIANIZING work,not england and france you incult  

In effect it resulted in a pact wich was intended to divide all the new found lands between spain and Portugal. of course, england and france and (later) Netherlands had a couple of things to say in this regard  

In any case was other time. and BTW the part of "here be dragons, no civilisation, people eat each other here" was,at that time,accurate in the 90% of the cases  

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« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2001, 10:48:00 AM »
Let's go down the list:
Yeah, you really show yourself to be a moron when you counter a charge of ignorance by forcefully demonstrating it.

Second, Boroda, I don't know from which orifice you pulled the declaration that "US history books don't count the Orthodox or Armenian churches as Christian".  Just because some Amurricans are ignorant doesn't mean they aren't taught certain things.  Many Americans also insist that Catholics are not Christian.

In any case, Boroda, we have strong Orthodox and Armenian communities in this country.  Of course, they probably don't count since here we have strong Muslim groups as well. So we'll just call them Greek- and Russian-rite Catholics.  How's that?

Or perhaps the presence of these communities eluded you since we don't require our religion to be on our identification cards.  Or maybe it was the fact that in the United States (contrary to what your propaganda may say) church leaders don't play a major role in mainstream politics as well.  So if the requirement for a religious community is a couple of fat bishops exploiting the political system for private gain, then no, we don't have that.
YEs, that's what you meant, isn't it?  Religion is a state thing.  Anyone holding a different religious belief is therefore not a member of the nation, the ethnos. For that reason they should be at best tolerated as "guests".  Each country, of course, is in its rights to terminate this guest status at any time.  The uncreated light will purify as well as enlighten. Palamas was a visionary, after all.

Beliefs like that are why God gave the United States free-fall bombs and the delivery system to put them in the general area of those we suspect might hold ideas similar to them.  And we don't need to know what the world looks like, as long as our GPS puts us near enough to the target that we don't hit our own people.

As for the Crusades, personally I think the Fourth Crusade was the greatest achievement of Western Europe.  It's a pity it was run by a bunch of thugs, though.  If the pope had any control over it whatsoever, we'd still have one universal Christian church seated in  Rome.


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« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2001, 11:17:00 AM »
Straffo... how old/new does it have to be?  I just see too much irony in the idea of this map.  The ignorance that us Americans display is merely a drop in a very big bucket filled with past generations from around the world... with Europe contributing more than its fair share.

And Baroda... what the hell are you talking about?  How you interpreted that statement as some kind of world religious view on behalf of America is totally beyond me.

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« Reply #13 on: May 23, 2001, 11:19:00 AM »
..oh.. and Australia is labeled wrong.  It should simply say "convicts".

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« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2001, 11:45:00 AM »
I say we nuke Europe, and turn it into a shopping mall once it stops glowing!