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Offline B@tfinkV

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« on: August 24, 2006, 05:21:30 PM »
damnit why cant you just PAINT THE WALL WOMAN!!


why o why do people insist on wall paper, it sucks big time.


any tips on making it easier, the g/f is doing her mum's house right now and is draggin me into it.  


i suck at wall paer and i hate it more..

what advice can you give to make it go up quickly and simply?
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Offline OOZ662

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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2006, 06:00:30 PM »
Cover the wall in duct tape. Lasts longer than paper.
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2006, 07:08:23 PM »
after she puts up the wall paper, paint it.
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Offline Trikky

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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2006, 07:11:57 PM »
You Can Do It!

The easiest, most comprehensive DVD available for wallpapering.
This complete three-hour DVD includes guidance on topics such as:
Surface Preparation
Repairing Sheetrock
Primers
Removing Wallpaper
Preparing New Wallpaper
Hanging The First Strip
Installing Around A Window
Installing Around A Corner
Installing Borders
Obstacles (such as toilets, showers, etc.)
And Much More!

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from https://www.wallpaperingmadeeasy.com/Default.aspx

or say you have an alergy.
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #4 on: August 24, 2006, 07:55:06 PM »
easy.  jump in front of a slow moving bus.

it wont kill you but it will definately get you off the hook. it may even get you some vacation time to play this silly game.  if you play your cards right., you might even get a few pity hummers along the way.

thinkabout it...

wallpaper with mother in law on the one hand...or a few weeks off on a morphine drip playing a war sim with the occasion pity piping on the other.

its a no brainer really.

good luck.  and remember to keep your game playing hands clear of the
bus.


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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2006, 07:56:32 PM »
Hairspray and a zippo.

Or buy a motorcycle.

Whichever comes first.
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Offline xrtoronto

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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2006, 08:03:17 PM »
tell her you're gay:)
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Offline Grayeagle

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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2006, 08:08:23 PM »
Friends dont let friends do wall paper.

Just say NO!

-GE (got asked to help paint inside of mother-in-laws house ... I laughed at the idea .. me, .. painting walls? ..NO!)
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2006, 08:12:21 PM »
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tell her you're gay:)


he does that and he will not only be wallpapering...he'll be picking out throw pillows to match it.
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2006, 08:18:19 PM »
Test pattern line up 1st while dry...

Bath tub luke warmie water .... hint hint

1 beer per 4 sheets ...
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Offline eagl

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« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2006, 06:59:59 AM »
Screw up the first day's work so badly she either gives up on the project or hires an expert.
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Offline moneyguy

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« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2006, 07:58:04 AM »
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Test pattern line up 1st while dry...

Bath tub luke warmie water .... hint hint

1 beer per 4 sheets ...




i was thinking more like 4 beers per 1 sheet :D
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Offline -Concho-

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« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2006, 08:03:41 AM »
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Screw up the first day's work so badly she either gives up on the project or hires an expert.


Listen to this one, this is the voice of expirence.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2006, 08:09:20 AM »
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Screw up the first day's work so badly she either gives up on the project or hires an expert.
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