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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #15 on: August 26, 2006, 04:49:47 PM »
Oh I hardly ever take anything serious on here, no big deal:aok
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« Reply #16 on: August 26, 2006, 05:47:13 PM »
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"Short people have no reason to live"


5"5" and I can stop you from killing little old me

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« Reply #17 on: August 26, 2006, 07:02:23 PM »
What about guys like me with long men downstairs?

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« Reply #18 on: August 26, 2006, 08:42:23 PM »
Correlating these findings with The Bell Curve, another work of impeccably objective statistical research, one would expect Jews and Eastern-Asians to be the tallest people on the planet.


Unless this study took extreme care to plot the participants' height percentiles against known averages of the various ethnicities predominant in the participants' respective bloodlines, I'd be pretty wary of taking any of these conclusions to heart.

For example: John, a 7 year old whose bloodline can be traced back to a specific region of the British Isles for 20 generations, and is more than a standard deviation taller than an average 7-year-old with the same ethnic profile, possesses an IQ that is more than a standard deviation higher than average for a 7-year old fitting that exact description.

If a coherent pattern emerges after considering a couple hundred such cases(I picked 7 year old because that's about the youngest age afterwhich IQ will not significantly change), then maybe there's something to this theory. If they're just comparing people from across the spectrum of backgrounds--backgrounds which, by virtue of evolution, will invariably favor height differently--then I think these researchers are better off getting back to their true calling:

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« Reply #19 on: August 26, 2006, 08:54:13 PM »
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Randy Newman wrote "short people"..... shrimp
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« Reply #20 on: August 26, 2006, 08:57:01 PM »
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What about guys like me with long men downstairs?

you have the gimp in your basement, you sick midget freak
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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2006, 10:05:46 PM »
I dunno about smarter but I think that anyone who needs a physical attribute to convince them of their superiority is insecure.

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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2006, 10:10:25 PM »
...says the short man...



It's a study Lukster!  They didn't go in with the results, but instead came out with them.
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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2006, 10:13:18 PM »
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...says the short man...



It's a study Lukster!  They didn't go in with the results, but instead came out with them.


Hehe, I'm average height, 5'10". Whether I'm smart or stupid depends on whether you ask me or my wife.

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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2006, 10:15:44 PM »
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Randy Newman wrote "short people"..... shrimp


Stop trying to spin everything, Holden. A recent poll confirms that a plurality of people think Billy Joel wrote "Short People," therefore, it must be true. ;)

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« Reply #25 on: August 26, 2006, 10:46:46 PM »
I think Forest Gump's mama was pretty smart, although not very tall. Seems to me that the corollary to her "saying" about stupidness applies to smartness. Smart is more about what one does than what one is. Just my additional 2 cents.

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« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2006, 11:52:14 PM »
Don't want no short people round here!
(Unless they are blonde and female under 5' 2")
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« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2006, 12:18:17 AM »
I'm 6'1''. Yay?

Of my 2 best friends, one is 6'4'', the other is 6'8''. They're both ****ing idiots.

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Hehe, I'm average height, 5'10".
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« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2006, 12:40:33 AM »
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They're both ****ing idiots.



Hey...I know those guys!:cool:

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« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2006, 05:33:43 AM »
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No surprise here.  I'm 6'10"


You still wearing them high heels fatty's mum gave you for christmas?