« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2006, 03:17:15 PM »
Originally posted by eagl
No blood for copper! Wait, isn't copper from south america? Don't we have some monroe doctrine or something that lets us kick south american butt whenever we have a shortage of something? Venezuela nationalized their oil industry so maybe we can nationalize peru, chile, or wherever we get most of our copper.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copper
And why don't drug dealers smuggle in copper instead of drugs? They'd be like heroes instead of, well, drug smugglers.
No drugs for copper!
Personally I blame boosh, and damn copper thieves need to be hung or shot. 2nd amendment... use it or lose it. Support UK freedom - buy British made pointy objects! Made from Staffordshire Moorlands copper, no less!
We could smuggle copper into the country in bronze statues, because it's a little known fact that bronze is high in copper content! Good thing most people don't know, otherwise they'd be stealing bronze statues and trying to extract the copper!
It's only a matter of time before you see bums on the street licking the copper off of pennies and hten selling their copper-laden kidneys and glands on the copper black market... And how long before someone lifts the statue of liberty's skirt for a risque copper "heist"? Get it, lifting a skirt is a heist? haha you guys have no sense of humor.
lol, you snort a line or something?
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