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Offline Waffle

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Made my labor day....
« on: September 04, 2006, 07:07:15 PM »
You do the math:


Corner Store...
Beer...
Car Vacuum...
Hot college girl..
50 cents...
Drivers side door open...
Really tight short shorts, white....
small piece of trash trying not to get vacumed up on the passenger floor...
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2006, 07:13:19 PM »
You paid a hot college girl 50 cents to clean your car while you went to the corner store to buy beer?
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Offline Waffle

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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2006, 07:19:18 PM »
Man, now your cooking with gas! That's a great idea!
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Offline ramzey

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Re: Made my labor day....
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2006, 07:19:23 PM »
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
You do the math:


Corner Store...
Beer...


i belive most iof us have it this weekend, no biggie

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Car Vacuum...
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sounds nasty, you know there are much safer devices for your purposes?

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Hot college girl..
50 cents...
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slot machine at porn cinema ?

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Drivers side door open...
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Really tight short shorts, white....
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men you should watch what your wearnig, someday you can need this balls


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small piece of trash trying not to get vacumed up on the passenger floor... [/B]

have you use  vaseline?

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Offline xrtoronto

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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2006, 07:29:42 PM »
You went to the corner store with a beer and 50 cents in really tight white short shorts dressed as a hot college girl  when a driver side door opens and you see a small piece of trash trying not to get vacuumed up on the passenger floor by a car vacuum.
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2006, 08:23:16 PM »
You were drunk off beer, driving around, when a hot college girl, making suction noises with her mouth, offered to do something for 50 cents. You turned her down, but Kevin Federline, who was sitting next to you, agreed.

While the police were struggled to arrest him, you made your getaway via the driver's door.
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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2006, 09:05:18 PM »
No no I think he means he went the to corner store wearing tight white shorts, brought a beer, a porno mag, and spent 50 cents on a car vacuum for 'relieft' while he was trashed and fell onto the floor cos he left the car door open.
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