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Offline Slash27

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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2006, 03:57:08 AM »
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Why didn't the also cast the placenta?


Tom had already made it into a man purse to carry all his Scientology gizmos.

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« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2006, 04:34:29 AM »
I thought he ate the placenta? lotsa of minerals in it or something

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« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2006, 05:35:17 AM »
I heard he didn't. Prolly chickened out :D
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« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2006, 05:48:34 AM »
this is a prime example of what happens to an average person when they accumulate so much wealth that their own mind cannot handle it and they become estranged from reality.
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« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2006, 07:17:26 AM »
Yeager,

That raises the question of, "Were they ever normal or average in the first place?"

About the only thing the elite of Hollywood have in common with the rest of us is that they're bipedal.  After that, the similarity ends.

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« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2006, 06:44:15 PM »
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Why didn't the also cast the placenta?


He had to lick that off the baby.

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« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2006, 07:05:47 PM »
Ok, that is just seriously bent.
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« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2006, 07:35:26 PM »
if Michael Jackson gets 'into' the bidding . . the price will skyrocket :)

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« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2006, 08:37:44 PM »
Someone needs to shoot that boy and put him out of our misery
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« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2006, 08:52:18 PM »
Someone need to shoot cruise and put all of us out of our misery
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« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2006, 10:07:02 PM »
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this is a prime example of what happens to an average person when they accumulate so much wealth that their own mind cannot handle it and they become estranged from reality.
I thought they just became scientologists?
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« Reply #26 on: September 03, 2006, 04:15:24 AM »
This just proves that you can sell just about any kind of watermelon on eBay!

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