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Offline thrila

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« on: September 08, 2006, 02:02:30 PM »
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I'm sure they'll lead a happy life together:D
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Offline B@tfinkV

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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2006, 02:05:04 PM »
LOL
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Offline Mathman

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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2006, 02:51:56 PM »
Bet their kids will look funny

Offline Mustaine

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« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2006, 04:15:28 PM »
at least the local sheep are safe
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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2006, 04:26:07 PM »
I knew same-sex marriages would lead to this.

Offline Sundowner

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2006, 05:47:27 PM »
Doh! :confused:

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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2006, 06:54:57 PM »
JOC....?
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2006, 07:15:49 PM »
In a related event....


Brad Pitt: I'll marry when everyone can Fri Sep 8, 3:10 PM ET
 


Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.

In the article he reflects on "fifteen things I think everyone should know."

Though Shiloh, the world-famous daughter of Pitt and girlfriend/earth mother Angelina Jolie, hogged much attention upon her birth in May, Pitt says he "cannot imagine life" without adopted children, Maddox, 5, and Zahara, 1.

"They're as much of my blood as any natural born, and I'm theirs," says Pitt. "That's all I can say about it. I can't live without them. So: Anyone considering (adoption), that's my vote."

Pitt, who plays a world traveler in the upcoming drama "Babel," subscribes to a laid-back parenting style.

"I try not to stifle them in any way," he says. "If it's not hurting anyone, I want them to be able to explore. Sometimes that means they're quite rambunctious."

Lucky kids.

"I feel it's really important to have that time to sit and talk to them," he continues. "I really like that last minute before they fade off. And always give them a heads-up before you jerk them out of something. You need to tell them, like, `You have three more minutes.'"


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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2006, 07:21:13 PM »
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Originally posted by Makarov9
I knew same-sex marriages would lead to this.



i know you're joking, but i have to say this.


gay marriage=consentual relationship
animal marriage=a dude raping a goat


the US Government would sooner legalize rape than animal marriages.

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2006, 08:32:32 PM »
what about a woman that wanted to marry a horse, you couldnt really convict her of raping the horse.
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2006, 11:16:26 PM »
i think you could if she was ******* it in the ***.

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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2006, 07:08:15 AM »
Hi sun.:)   I'm moving into a new house on thursday.  None of my housemates want to pay for the internet and i can't afford to pay for it by myself.  So for a year atleast i wont be able to play AH.

Speaking of Joc, DJ i haven't seen him in a long time.  I wonder what he's up to.
"Willy's gone and made another,
Something like it's elder brother-
Wing tips rounded, spinner's bigger.
Unbraced tailplane ends it's figure.
One-O-nine F is it's name-
F is for futile, not for fame."

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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2006, 08:04:41 AM »
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Originally posted by SMIDSY
i know you're joking, but i have to say this.


gay marriage=consentual relationship
animal marriage=a dude raping a goat


the US Government would sooner legalize rape than animal marriages.


And just how do you know it wasnt consentual?


Animal marriage. Gay marriage...same thing :D
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2006, 08:06:41 AM »
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Originally posted by thrila
Hi sun.:)   I'm moving into a new house on thursday.  None of my housemates want to pay for the internet and i can't afford to pay for it by myself.  So for a year atleast i wont be able to play AH.

Speaking of Joc, DJ i haven't seen him in a long time.  I wonder what he's up to.


Just find out which one of your neighbors dont have a secure wireless setup LOL
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