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Offline Gunthr

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Intercepted Letter
« on: November 15, 2000, 08:40:00 AM »
To the Florida Lottery Commission:

To Whom It May Concern;

Yesterday, I went into the local 7-11 and purchased a Florida Lottery ticket. I had intended on picking the numbers 07 24 85, which is my grandaughter's birth date. When I got home, I noticed that I had actually chosen the numbers 77 24 85 because I couldn't see them clearly with my bad eyesight. I was shocked when the man on the radio announced that my grandaughter's birth date was the winning numbers!

Thank you for understanding. Please send my lottery winnings to my address below.

 Solly Goldman
3212 Hammock Ln
Restfree Senior's Condo
Palm Beach, FL 10002
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