Author Topic: Any Germans out there? (Read 386 times)

Ripsnort · « **on:** November 08, 2001, 02:41:00 PM »

You may want to think twice about using that condom that keeps slipping off

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_358876.html?menu=news.quirkies

mason22 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 08, 2001, 02:44:00 PM »

umm rip.....nevermind.....

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** November 08, 2001, 03:08:00 PM »

Yes, I'm German, and swedish, finnish,english, a motley collection of several varieties of DNA...however, my GERMAN heritage, according to my wife, is from the neck up (Hard headed German)

Udie · « **Reply #3 on:** November 08, 2001, 03:40:00 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Ripsnort:
Yes, I'm German, and swedish, finnish,english, a motley collection of several varieties of DNA...

speaking of condoms that keep slipping of...

j/k rip

Hangtime · « **Reply #4 on:** November 08, 2001, 03:52:00 PM »

ROFL Udie!

Wanker · « **Reply #5 on:** November 08, 2001, 04:03:00 PM »

What I want to know is how they went about measuring the, uh, topic at hand.

"Ja, herr Ripsnort. Turn ze head and cough. Bitte. Now zen, please hold onto zis side of ze tape measure...."

"Ok Doc, but can I have a couple minutes in the restroom with an adult magazine before we do this?"

Redwing · « **Reply #6 on:** November 08, 2001, 04:03:00 PM »

I think I'm more concerned about Rip looking up stories that contain the words "noodle" and "too small" in the first place

[EDIT] Typo in a 1 line post.. woohoo

[ 11-08-2001: Message edited by: Redwing ]

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #7 on:** November 08, 2001, 04:13:00 PM »

The Japanese have been using the same argument for years.

AKDejaVu

Serapis · « **Reply #8 on:** November 08, 2001, 04:28:00 PM »

First it was the Mausers, and now this! Hell, Kurt Tank invented the noodle.

Charon

JV44 · « **Reply #9 on:** November 10, 2001, 07:32:00 AM »

Hello...

also they forget that german men have a tongue like a cow....

Andreas

JV44

Ping · « **Reply #10 on:** November 10, 2001, 02:39:00 PM »