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Offline JB88

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« on: September 20, 2006, 01:06:49 AM »
LONE GUNMAN: (kackink...kachink)  bartender.  whiskey.  leave the bottle.
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2006, 01:18:14 AM »
Now Doc you oughtn't know what that whiskey does to yous and I just think you outta go on home and take a rest spell fer a bit an git some sleep.   -  Festus

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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2006, 01:22:33 AM »
LONE GUNMAN:  (twitch.  twitch.)  <------ shoots another.  wipes of his mouth with the back of his forearm.  

I didnt come here lookin for sleep...i'm a lookin for that two bit no good rugrat they call NILSEN...
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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2006, 01:25:40 AM »
a look of surprise grown on the face of a nerd sitting in the corner of the room,
he looks up from his laptop computer & says "this thread sux"

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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2006, 01:26:34 AM »
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Originally posted by JB88
LONE GUNMAN:  (twitch.  twitch.)  <------ shoots another.  wipes of his mouth with the back of his forearm.  

I didnt come here lookin for sleep...i'm a lookin for that two bit no good rugrat they call NILSEN...


Nilsen: Me love you long time.. only one dollar!

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« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2006, 01:28:48 AM »
LONE GUNMAN:  not as bad as that compaq yer sportin there.

(gunman produces a small 12 inch sleek black model with a high sheen gun metal finish.)
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« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2006, 01:30:19 AM »
From the other end of the bar, Diablo pushes his hat up off of his eyes,

"This ain't one of those tough bars is it?  I hate drinking human hairs."
"There ain't no revolution, only evolution, but every time I'm in Denmark I eat a danish for peace." - Diablo

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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2006, 02:17:41 AM »
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Originally posted by Nilsen
Nilsen: Me love you long time.. only one dollar!




ROFLMAO:D




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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2006, 04:46:31 AM »
Hat pulled to the side:
"Nilsen is my cousin. Never was no good as a heardsman"
Hat corrected.
It was very interesting to carry out the flight trials at Rechlin with the Spitfire and the Hurricane. Both types are very simple to fly compared to our aircraft, and childishly easy to take-off and land. (Werner Mölders)

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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2006, 04:54:56 AM »
Dont pay any attention to my cousin Angus.. he never complained when we spent the night up at mount Brokeback.

Didnt cost him a dollar either

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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2006, 04:57:28 AM »
Yup. Wigh 2 pints of whisky in the belly, I never complain.
Gotta get off that habit :D
It was very interesting to carry out the flight trials at Rechlin with the Spitfire and the Hurricane. Both types are very simple to fly compared to our aircraft, and childishly easy to take-off and land. (Werner Mölders)

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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2006, 09:51:13 AM »
Man sitting at a another table looks at gunman and says "Those are real perty boots you are wearin thar stranger...I thinkin I'll be having dem."

~AoM~

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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2006, 01:07:38 PM »
Ornery type cowpoke that just came in to pursue the affections of his favorite dance hall girl and is POed at the lone gunmen in the store bought , shiny boots for interupting his fun: " Go ahead! Skin that smoke wagon iffin you got the guts."
Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2006, 01:46:21 PM »
Does the lone gunman know that the o'club isn't a butch lezzy bar?