Author Topic: LONE GUNMAN WALKS INTO THE O'CLUB (Read 448 times)

JB88 · « **on:** September 20, 2006, 01:06:49 AM »

LONE GUNMAN: (kackink...kachink) bartender. whiskey. leave the bottle.

Leslie · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2006, 01:18:14 AM »

Now Doc you oughtn't know what that whiskey does to yous and I just think you outta go on home and take a rest spell fer a bit an git some sleep. - Festus

JB88 · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2006, 01:22:33 AM »

LONE GUNMAN: (twitch. twitch.) <------ shoots another. wipes of his mouth with the back of his forearm.

I didnt come here lookin for sleep...i'm a lookin for that two bit no good rugrat they call NILSEN...

Debonair · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2006, 01:25:40 AM »

a look of surprise grown on the face of a nerd sitting in the corner of the room,
he looks up from his laptop computer & says "this thread sux"

Nilsen · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2006, 01:26:34 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
LONE GUNMAN: (twitch. twitch.) <------ shoots another. wipes of his mouth with the back of his forearm.

I didnt come here lookin for sleep...i'm a lookin for that two bit no good rugrat they call NILSEN...

Nilsen: Me love you long time.. only one dollar!

JB88 · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2006, 01:28:48 AM »

LONE GUNMAN: not as bad as that compaq yer sportin there.

(gunman produces a small 12 inch sleek black model with a high sheen gun metal finish.)

DiabloTX · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2006, 01:30:19 AM »

From the other end of the bar, Diablo pushes his hat up off of his eyes,

"This ain't one of those tough bars is it? I hate drinking human hairs."

Leslie · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2006, 02:17:41 AM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
Nilsen: Me love you long time.. only one dollar!

ROFLMAO:D

Les

Angus · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:46:31 AM »

Hat pulled to the side:
"Nilsen is my cousin. Never was no good as a heardsman"
Hat corrected.

Nilsen · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:54:56 AM »

Dont pay any attention to my cousin Angus.. he never complained when we spent the night up at mount Brokeback.

Didnt cost him a dollar either

Angus · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:57:28 AM »

Yup. Wigh 2 pints of whisky in the belly, I never complain.
Gotta get off that habit

FiLtH · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:51:13 AM »

Man sitting at a another table looks at gunman and says "Those are real perty boots you are wearin thar stranger...I thinkin I'll be having dem."

Jackal1 · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2006, 01:07:38 PM »

Ornery type cowpoke that just came in to pursue the affections of his favorite dance hall girl and is POed at the lone gunmen in the store bought , shiny boots for interupting his fun: " Go ahead! Skin that smoke wagon iffin you got the guts."

Neubob · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2006, 01:46:21 PM »

Does the lone gunman know that the o'club isn't a butch lezzy bar?