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« on: September 19, 2006, 01:03:52 PM »
World's first penile transplant... and reversal

People may be tempted to exclaim and praise how technologically avant gard this was. Personally, I was more impressed that doctors were able to re-attach a member that had been laying around in the grass for and restore functionality and sensitivity.

Nevertheless, as this article will mention, unlike the case of Bobbitt, this situation raises some serious psychological issues....

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« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2006, 01:14:15 PM »
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How you have psychologial problems for having a dong transplanted? Maybe it was smaller then what it used to be

Or it was from someone his wife was having an affiar with.  Either way, china people are sure messed up

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« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2006, 01:16:21 PM »
i wouldnt touch that one with a 4 inch pole.



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« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2006, 01:18:38 PM »
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How you have psychologial problems for having a dong transplanted? Maybe it was smaller then what it used to be

Or it was from someone his wife was having an affiar with.  Either way, china people are sure messed up

:rofl


As usual, the deciding factor in a fiasco was a woman....

“The patient finally decided to give up the treatment because of the wife’s psychological rejection, as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted noodle” Hu added.

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« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2006, 01:31:13 PM »
Never heard of a woman that didnt like swollen objects used for her pleasure. She must be good friends with Ellen and Rosie
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2006, 03:09:21 PM »
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i wouldnt touch that one with a 4 inch pole.
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I think thats what his wife said, or did she say "I wont touch that 4 inch pole"

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2006, 08:44:09 PM »
Somewhere in China..in a dark hospital room lies a man...less pee-pee, trapped in his own mind with one thought. Mom..dad...you suck.

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