"...here ya go judge; exibit A. Found it right next to the authors autographed copy of Mein Kampf."
From the link...
"The people of the land of Bishop were of low intelligence, a subterranean people who lived in damp and cold caves. They were too lazy to grow crops or raise cattle and pigs for food. And were to stuid to hunt, as they could not sneak up on any animal. They would steal what ever they could for food. And when they could not find anything to steal, they ate rats or what ever they could find under rocks. They were even known to eat their own children.
The Bishops were a war like people, but not much of a threat to anybody. They were known for being nothing more then a bunch of cowards, only attacking the weak and defenceless. But when ever any size army showed up to fight, the Bishops would run away. Now with the Bishops being as stupid as they are the people of Knight land had very little trouble with them, building fake fortresses with straw soldiers to defend with. However; the Knights tried to help when they could, by leaving food out where the Bishops could find it.
As well as been stuoid and cowards, the Bishops had not developed any kind of advanced weaponry in over 700 years, making them very weak and pathetic. The people of Rook land took advantage of this. The Rooks would capture the Bishops and make slaves of them. Capturing the Bishops was easy to do, getting them to do anything was not so easy."
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Charming. Really. Superb expert testimony, worthy of further study, in detail.
(hang adjusts his list of folks that need killin)
Sheesh
Hang
