In The Year 2035
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> > >Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
> > >legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking
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> > >Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock
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> > >Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of
> > >The Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria and Lebanon)
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> > >Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at
> > >least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels
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> > >George Z Bush says he will run for President in 2036
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> > >35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss Alabama
> > >lowers age of consent for girls from eight to six Nursing home event
> > >Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair with candy striper
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> > >Texas executes last remaining citizen
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> > >Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants
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> > >Baby conceived naturally: Scientists stumped
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> > >Authentic year 2000 "CHAD" sells at Sotheby's for $4 6 million
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> > >Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los Angeles
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> > >Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches
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> > >Microsoft announces they have perfected their newest version of
> > >Windows So it crashes BEFORE installation is completed
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> > >Unionized Chinese workers now making 4,000,000,000 yen an hour;
> > >American-owned businesses now returning to cheap labor in USA
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> > >White minority in USA demands civil rights and reparations
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> > >New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers and
> > >baseball bats be registered by January 2036
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