Author Topic: This would make the LW arena more fun to fly in  (Read 155 times)

Offline Meatwad

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This would make the LW arena more fun to fly in
« on: September 26, 2006, 03:31:03 PM »
1. deadly sea monster that will actually attack people/bases at random
2. HT will take an RV6 or flying pt boat and haunt you down if you been a bad boy on the BBS
3. Gremlins will inhabit your bomber and slowly take it apart piece by piece
4. On a few selected aircraft, you will have banana peels you can select in the hangar to drop as mines. When an enemy GV hits it, it will roll over upside down.
5. On christmas eve, santa claus will be enabled, with bombs shaped and skinned to look like christmas presents. The reindeer can also drop brown 50kg **** bombs too.
6. A samuari on a horse will be a new gv to use. His weapon is a samuari sword in which he can hack targets to death. (banana peel rule also applies)
7. Trains for resupplying strat targets will be completely remodeled. Their new name would be called the "Pain Train", where each railroad car would have a quad 20mm cannon mounted on it followed by a flatcar with an fully operational SA-7 on it.
8. As most of you here have sat idle in the tower and watch everything burn on a field while waiting for the hanger to come up, you now have an option to put the fire out faster. For 200 vehicle perks, you can walk out onto the field and urinate on a fire of your choice. This will only take off 15 seconds of rebuild time, so you will have to go as a group to put one item out. Better yet, you can spend 1 perk for a perishable item and have a weenie/marshmallow roast out there. You can NOT give check 6 calls while doing this.
9. spawn camping in a gv at night will be very dangerous. If you sit still and camp for a period of time, the boogeyman will come out and rip your turrent off.
10. Mini areas of the maps will be enabled for some special fun. They will be as follows
---> Land before time (dinos rule that area, but you can strafe/spawn a gv into there. Killing one will give you a few perks)
---> Pirate/viking area (Ye be settin sail on the high seas to plunder treasure, beer, and sheep [YES SHEEP])
The dinos will excape every now and then and ravage the real part of the MA. The same goes for pirates/viking ships. If you and a group are patient enough, you can all sail a large group of them and attack an enemy airfield viking/pirate style.
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I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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Offline FBplmmr

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Re: This would make the LW arena more fun to fly in
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2006, 06:01:09 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad

8. As most of you here have sat idle in the tower and watch everything burn on a field while waiting for the hanger to come up, you now have an option to put the fire out faster.For 200 vehicle perks, you can walk out onto the field and urinate on a fire of your choice . This will only take off 15 seconds of rebuild time, so you will have to go as a group to put one item out. Better yet, you can spend 1 perk for a perishable item and have a weenie/marshmallow roast out there. You can NOT give check 6 calls while doing this.
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---> Pirate/viking area (Ye be settin sail on the high seas to plunder treasure, beer, and sheep [YES SHEEP])
The dinos will excape every now and then and ravage the real part of the MA. The same goes for pirates/viking ships. If you and a group are patient enough, you can all sail a large group of them and attack an enemy airfield viking/pirate style.
:rofl :rofl :lol :rofl

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