The Bush administration today announced that the president will be asking congress for an additional 26 Billion dollars, over the next 5 years, to setup another protection agency. In an unscheduled press conference, President Bush declared, "We must stand ready and vigilant in protecting america's resources... even from ourselves. That's why today, I am calling on Congress to invest in protecting america's future, once again, by funding new safeguard measures in our battle against tyranny by establishing the Department of PageBoy Defense. This new battle will BE HARD and it will BE LONG but IN THE END we will prevail by protecting America's future leaders by asking Congress to declare WAR on themselves. Further more, I have been in contact with various religious leaders and am asking for the support of the Catholic Priest hood in help counseling not only the victims of this war, but also in an advisorary role to Congress in any covert operations that may arise."
