Originally posted by RATTFINK
Here ya go Mac & Boy
Funny RattFink, but seeing as how yer a Texan I can understand.
Mac
Just recently GOD asked a Texan to build an ARK and collect animals...two by two....
GOD: Hey NoahBob....
NoahBob: Who's zat? *Click of gun*
GOD: It's GOD.
NoahBob: Okay.. Watta ya want? Step out where I can see ya!
GOD: I want you to build an ARK.
NoahBob: I can't build no dam ARK...What's an ARK?
GOD: It's a huge boat to house animals before the flood...
NoahBob: Hell my Wifes Sister already has one... a Trailer, Double Wide, 6 kids, 4 Dawgs and 3 Cats, 3 Coons and a Opossum. We survivin the Flood.
GOD: No you don't understand....
NoahBob: I'm thinkin I do, yer from FEMA right?
GOD: NoahBob listen to me a minute....
NoahBob: Don't mess with Texas!!! *Blam, Blam, Blam..*