A man on his way home from work in New York City came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."
He soon noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars moving in his direction so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer said, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and has threatened to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She is saying that her husband has humiliated her, spent all of their money and now the Democrats are telling her to forget about running for the presidency in 2008. So, we're taking up a collection for her."
"How much have you got so far?", inquired the suprised broker.
The officer replied "Well, I think about 40 gallons--but there's quite a few folks who are still siphoning."
