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Offline Hornet33

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« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2006, 04:57:17 PM »
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Nuh uh! 2x4s can travel through walls but not a mattress. Everyone knows that.


But what if I have a water bed????
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« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2006, 05:04:32 PM »
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But what if I have a water bed????


Thats just uber l33t. You'll pwn any flying objects.
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« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2006, 06:25:45 PM »
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So they teach 'teen style' in school opposed to the 'Dallas/Texas school system' method of grammar?
Only you set the limits of what you learn.

And by the way, what happens when you turn 20?


you'd have to be a DISD student to understand

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« Reply #33 on: October 11, 2006, 06:28:03 PM »
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Have you seen the way some of these 20-30 year old hipsters on here type?:eek:


P.S. A mattress does nothing against a 75MPH 2X4:aok


well the weather men say find something to cover yourself with and last time I checked steel plateing isn't something you find laying around a house

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« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2006, 06:33:45 PM »
Last time I checked they still tell school children to get under the desk when theres a nuclear attack.
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« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2006, 06:48:03 PM »
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Last time I checked they still tell school children to get under the desk when theres a nuclear attack.


well  if there  was gonna be a nuclear attack I'm would leave the country

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« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2006, 07:26:35 PM »
You wouldnt even make out of the city before the bombs hit
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« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2006, 07:32:02 PM »
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You wouldnt even make out of the city before the bombs hit


I live fairly close to addison airport and love field so in the wide spread panic I might be able to catch a ride out

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« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2006, 07:37:03 PM »
I wouldn't let you hitch a ride.

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« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2006, 07:57:53 PM »
*hangs head in shame*

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We are not all illiterate, unmannered, poorly educated, morons!!!

Do NOT feed into the idea that when someone from the North hears a Texas twang it's okay to automatically deduct 60 IQ points.
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« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2006, 08:59:01 PM »
back on topic

it is possible to outrun a tornado in your car

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« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2006, 09:31:17 PM »
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back on topic

it is possible to outrun a tornado in your car


That would depend on how fast the tornado is moving.  As well as how fast your car can go given how open your path is.

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« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2006, 10:18:09 PM »
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I type teen style,and where do the commas go don't blame me blame the Dallas/Texas school system


Doesn't hold water.  "teen style":rolleyes:

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« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2006, 10:28:29 PM »
Haven't you seen the South Park episode where they are told to hide under desks when the lava comes?  It flows right over the desk.  Same situation with the nuclear blast :aok
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« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2006, 10:37:16 PM »
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Haven't you seen the South Park episode where they are told to hide under desks when the lava comes?  It flows right over the desk.  Same situation with the nuclear blast :aok


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