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Offline Deth7

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For you Chuck Norris fans
« on: October 23, 2006, 09:45:18 AM »
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Offline JB88

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Re: For you Chuck Norris fans
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2006, 09:47:13 AM »
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http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=52514

heheh sweeeet



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i hate you.
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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2006, 10:58:17 AM »
Chuck Norris is a tool
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Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2006, 01:23:13 PM »
"Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas."

:lol
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2006, 01:51:16 PM »
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Offline Lazerr

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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2006, 02:25:27 PM »
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that 'Law & Order' are the names of his left and right legs."

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Offline Halo

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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2006, 03:17:46 PM »
Best thing about Chuck Norris movies is you could sit back and relax and know the Good Guy would prevail WITHOUT subjecting his audience to a series of bloody near death experiences so inevitable with other heroes like that other kung fu guy and Mel Gibson.

Likewise heroines were not punished too much, nor were there many romantic distractions from the he-man action.
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2006, 03:21:23 PM »
"and his followers are like, gee jesus, we sure wish you didnt have to die...and he's like, well maybe i wouldnt have to if somebody would get a ladder and a pair of pliers!!!  OW OWWWWW." - kinneson

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Offline ujustdied

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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2006, 03:53:32 PM »
"chuck norris lost both his legs in a plane crash and still managed to walk away. "
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