This is my signature that I use in my emails.
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"They're extraordinary, they're like mystery stories! You don't even know what they're selling, until the very end. Three rabbits are on a log, and one of them goes home and hangs himself- buy a bike!" -Lewis Black on TV commercials
"How you could possibly expect to get a happy handshake and a cookie after calling us facists and Stalinists is beyond me." -John "SUPERFLY" Guytan
"Uh, yeah, hey buddy. I'll have a triple cheeseburger, and a large fries, and uh...do you sell pants?" -Peter Griffin
"I have twelve Jap Zeros surrounded, I could use some help here!"
"When the world is enveloped with nuclear winter, cockroaches will feast on twinkies." -Myself
"It's the Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!" -Col. Sanders, Space Balls
"I figured if the Marine Corps wanted me to have a wife, they would have issued me one." -Major Payne
"If it ain't fixed, don't break it." -Myself
"In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it." -Erwin Rommel
"God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier."
"Yes, I SHOULD be playing, but hell why pass up a perfectly good chance to blow something up in real life?" -RELIC
"Eagles may soar, but people don't get sucked into jet engines!"
"If I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. If I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." -Dom Hélder Câmara
"I don't know what weapons will be used in World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein.
"No need to worry, the Swedish pilots in German aircraft with US propellers will make the Soviets think twice before attacking this Finnish base in Sweden with their American bombers." -Kurt Berger
"If my parents' houseboat was on fire, the first thing I'd save would be the bacon...during my bacon rescue, I'd walk out real slow so the strips get nice and crispy."
