We, of the Headhunters,are forbidden by the small print on our contracts from running up a high k/d ratio. To do so will mean the removal of the one things we cherish most in our 38s.... the blender so installed for our Official Squad Beverage. The blender is of such great importance, they are removed along with the engine superchargers on any wrecked 38 (Highly Classified) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. (Edited for security)
Our CO, Dan (CorkyJr) aka "The 38 Planter" will call us onto the carpet for such miniscule deviations in rectitude.
PS Please note that Lazer has been given a by month on his scoring for being our newest member.