My friend's outfit was not finished. He was building a Domino's Fudge'ems costume.
So when we went to go out friday evening, he didn't know what to do. I gave him a great idea.
You only go to parties wearing pants and shoes. Someone will inevitably ask you, "What are you?"
You say, "Premature Ejaculation."
Some people will leave it at that. Some will say, "I don't get it."
You then say, "I just came in my pants!"
Instant IQ test. A little less then half the people didn't get it at all. One girl even said, "Why would you admit to that?"