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Offline Halo

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« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2006, 10:43:53 PM »
(quote) I had to go in the other day and I actually heard Christmas music. I liked it.  (unquote)

Imagine, a benevolent troll evokes a 10:1 ratio of anti-WalMart responses.  

How did Wal-Mart ever become the world's largest retailer with focus group responses like this?
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« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2006, 10:50:16 PM »
I only go to Walmart when I want to beat my kids.

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« Reply #17 on: November 17, 2006, 10:58:02 PM »
me too, your youngest is punchtacular rofl

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« Reply #18 on: November 17, 2006, 11:12:16 PM »
Did you guys hear about Edwards and Walmart?  Edwards had been criticizing Walmart for quite a while. Recently he asked his staffer to help him get a PS3 for his kids, and this staffer mistakenly called Walmart. Here's Walmart's press release today.

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BENTONVILLE, Ark., Nov. 16 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- Just like the millions of Americans who turn to their neighborhood Wal-Mart (NYSE: WMT - News) for their holiday shopping needs, Wal-Mart announced today that former Sen. John Edwards is seeking to be one of the first to get a Sony PlayStation3, one of the most coveted holiday gift items this Christmas season.

Yesterday, a staff person for former Sen. Edwards contacted a Wal-Mart electronics manager in Raleigh, North Carolina to obtain a Sony PlayStation3 on behalf of the Senator's family. Later that night, Sen. Edwards reportedly re-told a homespun story to participants of a United Food and Commercial Workers (UFCW) union-sponsored call about how his son had chided a fellow student for purchasing shoes at Wal-Mart.

Wal-Mart welcomes Sen. Edwards to visit his local Wal-Mart store and explore the extensive line of home electronics as well as the Metro7 line shoes for men and boys.

The Company noted the PlayStation3 is an extremely popular item this Christmas season, and while the rest of America's working families are waiting patiently in line, Senator Edwards wants to cut to the front. While, we cannot guarantee that Sen. Edwards will be among one of the first to obtain a PlayStation3, we are certain Sen. Edwards will be able to find great gifts for everyone on his Christmas list - many at Wal-Mart's "roll-back prices."


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« Reply #19 on: November 17, 2006, 11:14:19 PM »
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Did you guys hear about Edwards and Walmart?  Edwards had been criticizing Walmart for quite a while. Recently he asked his staffer to help him get a PS3 for his kids, and this staffer mistakenly called Walmart. Here's Walmart's press release today.



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« Reply #20 on: November 17, 2006, 11:17:22 PM »
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Originally posted by Halo
(quote) I had to go in the other day and I actually heard Christmas music. I liked it.  (unquote)

Imagine, a benevolent troll evokes a 10:1 ratio of anti-WalMart responses.  

How did Wal-Mart ever become the world's largest retailer with focus group responses like this?


because there cheap, reasonably convienient, and most people like cheap semi-disposable crap.


and lets face it, everyone loves the old greeter hags :rolleyes:

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« Reply #21 on: November 17, 2006, 11:23:19 PM »
WalMart keeps us in business. Our customer numbers have gone up every year after the first year they started selling groceries. The sad side effect is more and more customers won't let us carry out their groceries. WalMart has trained people to do their own labor rather that have someone provide the service for them. People are embarrased to have someone do things for them.

We prefer to provide carryout for 2 main reasons: Good customer service and we can keep track of the shopping carts instead of them littering the lot. We don't even have a place to put your empty cart on the lot because it should have been brought inside by the sacker.

Strange we will be lazy enough to use a drive thru to get something to eat, but we want to lug our own groceries out to the car.
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« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2006, 11:54:30 PM »
I personaly like Walmart's grocery store. They have much better vegetables and fruit than the other supermarkets in the immediate area. They are close, have reasonably priced products, and if you know what you are buying you can get a good deal on some good brand name stuff. I don't care much for the checkout procedure though, I agree, they need more cahiers.
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« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2006, 12:00:12 AM »
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I personaly like Walmart's grocery store. They have much better vegetables and fruit than the other supermarkets in the immediate area. They are close, have reasonably priced products, and if you know what you are buying you can get a good deal on some good brand name stuff. I don't care much for the checkout procedure though, I agree, they need more cahiers.


they have self checkout

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« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2006, 12:05:48 AM »
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they have self checkout


Yes they do, I've used them. I still believe they need more cashiers
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« Reply #25 on: November 18, 2006, 01:32:36 AM »
WalMart's main problem is their meat market. You get what they have on hand, no custom cuts. They have stockers, not butchers. But, if all you want is a 5lb tube of cheap hamburger or a 5lb box of porkchops they're ok.
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« Reply #26 on: November 18, 2006, 01:43:29 AM »
Walmart is not so bad. I usually go there to buy anything I need except when i'm looking for quality stuff.


Which is the whole point of wal-mart. Cheap crap by the pocketload.

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« Reply #27 on: November 18, 2006, 02:57:40 AM »
Walmart is burning through alot of cash in Japan, as many foreign companies do, trying to teach another culture to do things their way. Of course it never works, but that doesn't seem to stop the never-ending parade of people who are hell bent on trying.

They've gone the route of investing into a grocery chain call Seiyu, which was a pretty nice chain before. Not low-end at all, it was classy with a great variety of fresh foods presented well.

Japan is still living in the 1960's in some ways. Married women rarely work. They stay at home to raise the children and do all the things around the house like you read about in old "Life" magazines. They go shopping for food every day, or every other day. A small hand basket of fresh food to be cooked and eaten that evening or maybe tomorrow, too.

That hasn't stopped Walmart from trying to turn the stores into unsightly places full of crap no one wants, piled to the ceiling in portions no one buys. I went to one the other day and saw they had American beef (very rare in Japan now) featured in a big display. The stuff was lousy cuts you wouldn't serve to a dog and black and green around the edges - rotten. The hamburger was saturated in water to add weight (like we're all so dumb to notice?) and, surprsingly, not too many customers. Hmmm...

They'll be gone from here in few years, just like all the others before them.
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« Reply #28 on: November 18, 2006, 07:34:42 AM »
don't talk watermelon about walmart! :mad:

just kdding go ahead, they are a good store though. Great business men run it. They pwn the competition.

I live in cincy and over in indiana they have a walmart that runs the town. This is their way of life, if that closed then those people would panic and riot and chaos would ensue.

It is where the kids hang out on the weekend. They have walmart tatoos and chit. If you talk bad about it aroun d them they will beat you. don't mess with indiana walmarts.

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« Reply #29 on: November 18, 2006, 08:05:42 AM »
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DOH! :confused: :)