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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2006, 07:13:36 PM »
"Baby Ruth......AHAHAHAHAHAH"



*grabs BlueJ with a bear hug and picks him up*


"FRIEND!!!"


*Puts BlueJ down and goes off looking for Rocky Road ice cream*
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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2006, 07:15:11 PM »
Told ya so! Now uh Bluej, you might want to go wash up now.........
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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2006, 07:34:37 PM »
Whys my leg all wet? Bat you need a sign that signs enter at own risk, Meatwad inside.
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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2006, 07:48:37 PM »
Sorry, when someone offers me a Baby Ruth I have these "urges".......
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Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2006, 11:01:25 PM »
:cry

Meatwad scare friend away

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I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2006, 11:38:59 PM »
you got a soda fountain there?
A large Chocolate Eggcream please
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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2006, 11:54:00 PM »
I would like to register a complaint. I bought this parrot not two hours ago...oh, wrong shop.

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« Reply #22 on: November 19, 2006, 12:02:53 AM »
Meatsloth no like parrots

they give me stinky poo poo gas
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Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #23 on: November 19, 2006, 03:32:40 AM »
:huh

<----- lights match.





have you any crunchy frog?

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« Reply #24 on: November 19, 2006, 04:19:18 AM »
Soda fountains on the shelf by the big man harrasing that young man in the corner there! chocolate eggs are behind the counter, i have to see some ID if youre wanting to buy one of them


dead parrot? go see my brother in bolton!   hes not dead hes resting.


crunchy frog?

yes sir, we use only the most fine speceimens of garden frog, caught free range, lightly killed and smothered in a rich caramel coating!
« Last Edit: November 19, 2006, 04:22:37 AM by B@tfinkV »
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« Reply #25 on: November 19, 2006, 09:40:21 AM »
MMMMM.........crunchy........ frog
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« Reply #26 on: November 19, 2006, 09:50:13 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by B@tfinkV
Soda fountains on the shelf by the big man harrasing that young man in the corner there! chocolate eggs are behind the counter, i have to see some ID if youre wanting to buy one of them


dead parrot? go see my brother in bolton!   hes not dead hes resting.


crunchy frog?

yes sir, we use only the most fine speceimens of garden frog, caught free range, lightly killed and smothered in a rich caramel coating!


Man oh man. More ond more of these modern so called "Sweet Shops" have no idea even what an egg cream is.
you need to hire an old lady who knows what shes doing so I dont have to keep teaching everyone.

Chocolate Egg Cream-
1 tall glass
Chocolate Syrup like you were making chocolate milk
Litte bit of milk
Soda Water (Coca Cola works too in a pinch)

Fill glass a little less then 25% full with milk
Mix in chocolate syrup

Fill the glass with soda water or coke if you dont have soda water
Stir

The result.
Pure heaven known as a Chocolate Egg Cream

Drink and enjoy

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« Reply #27 on: November 19, 2006, 09:55:37 AM »
That sounds pretty tasty, I want one too
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Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
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« Reply #28 on: November 19, 2006, 10:04:26 AM »
I am an old lady. and you're still both going to need to show some ID
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« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2006, 10:18:30 AM »
Id like to buy some more of those frogs. Feeding the Meatwad is fun.
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