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Offline deSelys

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« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2006, 06:49:11 AM »
WTF n00b ur world is teh suxx0r!
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Offline Vudak

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« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2006, 06:52:07 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
"Hello Welcome To McDonalds"


:rofl
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2006, 10:16:34 AM »
probably something along the lines of

OH, ****!



and leslie...floating jellyfish can manipulate tools well enough to build a spaceship?
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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2006, 10:21:30 AM »
I would hit him with a stick, hard. first


"Take that Mr. I am a Superior Being!"

then I would steal his raygun and wallet
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2006, 10:29:36 AM »
can i use your restroom?
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Offline Angus

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« Reply #35 on: December 01, 2006, 10:42:53 AM »
Who ordered an alien Pizza?
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #36 on: December 01, 2006, 10:45:21 AM »
hey man, me and my wife galoobula are tryin to make our way to alpha centauri but we are a little down on our luck and need some change to get a few gallons of hydrothermalplasmidia...can you spare a few metothorcorkiphans to help a brother out?
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Offline BlueJ1

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« Reply #37 on: December 01, 2006, 10:45:41 AM »
"Your finally here to take Tom Cruise away. Thankyou so much."
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Offline Phaser11

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« Reply #38 on: December 01, 2006, 11:08:33 AM »
Shoot him.
 Maybe he is a super uber Alien and can put an end to all this crap.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Offline porkfrog

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« Reply #39 on: December 01, 2006, 11:13:39 AM »
"This place is F*%$#D up."



really, thats what i think they would say. theres a qoute that goes roughly somthing like this...



"The greatest proof that intelligent life exists in space, is that they haven't come here to visit." [SIC]


on a lighter note, they might say...


"We've come to fly the RV8, we hurd its teh l337!"
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« Reply #40 on: December 01, 2006, 11:18:23 PM »
Hi there I'm the reverend Xghyfllthwip. Have you let Xonathlxzywym into to your life? Eternal damnation awaits those who haven't. For only 50 Qathric you too can be saved.
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Offline MrBill

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« Reply #41 on: December 01, 2006, 11:54:21 PM »
Just so it ain't

We are here to help you, this book "To Serve Man" explains everything.
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Offline B@tfinkV

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« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2006, 12:31:04 AM »
"our ships are one thing Zarg,  but Golly-geen that la7 is a UFO"

"i know, Pzerg and have you seen the BS with that spit16?? ridiculous!"
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« Reply #43 on: December 02, 2006, 12:52:43 AM »
"Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here."
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« Reply #44 on: December 02, 2006, 01:20:40 AM »
"Hand over your Sam Adams Winter Lager or it's abduction and an anal probe"
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