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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2006, 11:21:42 PM »
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Jagermeister. I can only assume it's made from used kitty litter because I've never tasted used kitty litter. But if I ever did taste used kitty litter, I'm willing to bet it tastes just like Jager.


Good call.  To me it tastes like cough syrup.  Unless I'm a raging alcoholic, I am not going to drink cough syrup to get a buzz.
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2006, 11:23:27 PM »
I deont know what they were thinin when they made TAB its like a lackluster coke without the taste

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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2006, 11:29:21 PM »
TAB is the original Diet Coke.
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2006, 11:29:44 PM »
I remember the original Fresca tasted a chemistry experiment gone amuck.  How that ever made it to market I'll never know.
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2006, 11:33:28 PM »
zima.

blech.
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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2006, 11:37:26 PM »
Anything labelled "Sugar Free" and/or "Caffeine Free".

Busch Light. Natural Light. Pretty much any Light beer.

And yes, I have to agree that Red Bull is godawful. Makes smaking my tongue with a hammer sound like a good option.
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« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2006, 12:09:23 AM »
my friend gave me a shot of monster so i could try it

ugh GAWD it was horrible... its worse than that clear medicine for really bad colds that tastes like something you put in a car engine.

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« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2006, 12:19:52 AM »
I liked Tab AND Fresca - still do - don't know why - I like the out of ordinary I guess - anyways

Jager and Red Bull are horrible unless you mix them together -

Old Milwaulkee Best Light - is the worst crapola  I've ever had BUT

Old Milwaulkee in the can I do like - It reminds me of my grandfather (given me big sips when I was 10 or so) - so I guess that's nostalgic

Corona with a lime is mighty tasty -

I love Blenheim Ginger bier (the hot version)

I can only drink milk if it is 2% and ICE COLD - like 33 degrees - I'll go so far as to add ice to it if I have to - :)
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« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2006, 12:20:43 AM »
You're ALL WRONG.

Tie - Budwater or "Coke".   The "Failed Let's change the recipe, they'll still buy it."   Coca Cola lost MILLIONS, but the outcry of "Loyal Coca-Cola" drinkers makes it a front-runner.
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« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2006, 12:34:05 AM »
I'd have to say Red Bull.
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« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2006, 12:34:24 AM »
Oh, I almost forgot, that Budweiser energy-drink crap.


My god, I saw my life flash before my eyes and heard voices telling me to do unholy things to my neighbors after drinking a can of that filth. :cry
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« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2006, 12:40:33 AM »
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"Coke".   The "Failed Let's change the recipe, they'll still buy it."   Coca Cola lost MILLIONS, but the outcry of "Loyal Coca-Cola" drinkers makes it a front-runner.
Lost millions?  New Coke was the most effective marketing phenomena in history.

Coke was losing the Cola Wars when they decided to release New Coke (which was styled after Pepsi).  The hype created by it and their subsequent switch back to something that was more like the classic recipe ended up boosting their sales through the roof.  They won the Cola Wars, and New Coke was the cause.
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« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2006, 12:45:14 AM »
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Lost millions?  New Coke was the most effective marketing phenomena in history.

Coke was losing the Cola Wars when they decided to release New Coke (which was styled after Pepsi).  The hype created by it and their subsequent switch back to something that was more like the classic recipe ended up boosting their sales through the roof.  They won the Cola Wars, and New Coke was the cause.


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« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2006, 03:53:40 AM »
Pretty much any light beer.  They all taste like pisswater and look like it too.

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« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2006, 04:05:06 AM »
Dr Pepper