Author Topic: Can a fart ground a plane? (Read 400 times)

scottydawg · « **on:** December 06, 2006, 12:06:08 PM »

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2006/12/06/535499.html&cvqh=itn_flatulence

Apparently yes, if you light a match to try to cover the smell.

Sandman · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:26:12 PM »

I've farted many times on a plane.

I can only assume that I lack that certain special something necessary to ground a plane.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:27:18 PM »

Sandy,
Try Guiness and raw eggs the night before the flight.

Sandman · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:29:55 PM »

You must know that I will do just that.

scottydawg · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:36:18 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Sandy,
Try Guiness and raw eggs the night before the flight.

And cauliflower.

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2006, 12:38:42 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Sandy,
Try Guiness and raw eggs the night before the flight.

This is what the fart would look like the next morning.

What a fart looks like

ack-ack

Halo · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2006, 02:05:05 PM »

Funny, but didn't have to Snopes it to see the comments on the same site disparaging it as fake.

john9001 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2006, 03:16:52 PM »

farting is a art, you have to be able to fart in a crowd and make it look like someone else did it.

Octavius · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2006, 03:27:54 PM »

The night before we flew from Munich back to O'hare int'l, we had a long night at the famous Hofbrauhaus. Viel, kraut, sausage, and massive amounts of beer.

nine hour flight + 8 satisfied colons = rofl

Debonair · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2006, 06:17:24 PM »

with jets, farting is pretty much all that gets them off the ground

Pooh21 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:17:03 AM »

If I am in the aisle and need to cut some cheese I usually wait til the guy next to me gets out and let loose with a silent but deadly so he gets the blame.

From the news about this I read seems this woman was a hippopotamus shaped flatulance factory.