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Offline Maverick

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« on: December 14, 2006, 12:09:52 PM »
Enjoy.

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
 
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
 
The clerk says, "What denomination?"

The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this?

Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists
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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2006, 05:45:01 PM »
Well Dayummm if this had been posted on al jazira I'd have at least gotten an allah akbar for it or sumpin........:huh
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2006, 05:54:56 PM »
allah akbar!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2006, 06:56:07 PM »
uh oh..I think Nilsen has stolen all the towels again.

Nilsen, I'm sorry but we have to confiscate your shampoo. You can't take it as a "carry on" on the BBS.

Security!   Security!  ...dang where'd they all go?
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Offline Mark Luper

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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2006, 07:08:05 PM »
hehe, Maverick, I thought it was cute ;)
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2006, 08:15:43 PM »
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Originally posted by Nilsen
allah akbar!!!!!!!!!!


About time you came outa the closet you snowbound terrorist!!!!! :mad:
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