If you think you are a numpty, then you are one. Now you must start to preach the gospel of Numpty from the book of Numptydom.
For the sarcasm impaired the above WAS and IS sarcasm and was intended for only lighthearted amusement. If you got anything else out of it, it's your own damn fault so have a nice warm cup of STFU.
Thank you, your normal ranting and whining may now resume.