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Offline rabbidrabbit

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proverbs, 1st grader style
« on: December 12, 2006, 12:05:00 AM »
While reading these keep in mind that  these are first graders, 6-year-olds
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> 1. Don't change horses..................until they stop running.
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> 2. Strike while the.........................b ug is close.
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> 3. It's always darkest before.........Daylight Saving Time.
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> 4. Never underestimate the power of ........ termites.
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> 5. You can lead a horse to water but ........ how?
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> 6. Don't bite the hand that .......... looks dirty.
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> 7. No news is........................... ...........impossible.
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> 8. A miss is as good as a ............................. . Mr.
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> 9. You can't teach an old dog new .............. math.
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> 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..... stink in the morning.
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> 11. Love all, trust ............................. ........ me.
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> 12. The pen is mightier than the .................. pigs.
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> 13. An idle mind is.......................the best way to relax.
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> 14. Where there's smoke there's ............. pollution.
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> 15. Happy the bride who.....................gets all the presents.
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> 16. A penny saved is ...................not much.
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> 17. Two's company, three's ............ the Musketeers.
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> 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.
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> 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry....... and you have
> to blow your nose.
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> 20. There are none so blind as ..........Stevie Wonder.
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> 21. Children should be seen and not ......spanked or grounded.
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> 22. If at first you don't succeed ................ get new batteries.
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> 23. You get out of something only what you ........ see in the picture
> on the box.
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> 24. When the blind lead the blind .............. get out of the way.
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> 25. Better late than .....................pregnant .

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Re: proverbs, 1st grader style
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2006, 12:17:54 AM »
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> 25. Better late than .....................pregnant .


Starting sex ed early these days.

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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2006, 10:56:06 AM »
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10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..... stink in the morning.


Words to live by.  Remember them BEFORE you go into that dive and get drunk.

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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2006, 01:04:29 PM »
Some of those awesome!!!
"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2006, 01:05:04 PM »
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Originally posted by Hawklore
Some of those awesome!!!


which one did you write?

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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2006, 01:51:41 PM »
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
Words to live by.  Remember them BEFORE you go into that dive and get drunk.



Don't bite the hand that .......... looks dirty.

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"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2006, 02:22:56 AM »
It's obviously an internet hoax because 1st graders can't read nowadays.
Everyone I know, goes away, in the end.

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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2006, 02:26:22 AM »
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It's obviously an internet hoax because 1st graders can't read nowadays.


or speak english?

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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2006, 02:36:31 AM »
Que'?
Everyone I know, goes away, in the end.

Offline john9001

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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2006, 07:52:31 AM »
it said they were in 1st grade, it didn't say how old they were.

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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2006, 09:22:34 AM »
Yeah I don't think so.

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