I'd like to apologize again and confess....

[Bronk]

Originally posted by pluck
and what about all the scotch blockade in grapvine? do you still want me on that?

SON-OF-A *BLEEEEP*

Your plan has backfired Dan.  I was wondering why the bribe scotch had not reached HT. I was informed that it could not be delivered and would be shipped to me instead.  Do you have any idea how long it's going to take me to drink 200 bottles of scotch? That and you have ruined plans to bring the Mk XII to AH.

I now formally ask to be informed on such plans in advanced so i can plan accordingly.


*Sitting surrounded  in Scotch bottles*


Bronk

[Guppy35]

Hub, please pass the word to end the crank phone calls to Skuzzy.  I forgot to mention that.   I can't comment on the images, suffice to say you are on the right track.

Vast, yes we do have to release the Scotch blockade.  I'm sorry about that.  I know what it meant to the guys to have to hold the line on that.  Maybe the 38 drivers will fly a little less crooked now.

Phan, can you please put away the Hitech and Pyro Voodoo dolls.

Bronk, hang on to those 200 bottles.  I'm working on the other 200.  We'll have to lay low for a while though.

Btw Skuzzy?  You no longer have to say you tripped over the cord, when the arenas go down.  I will stop that practice as well as part of my new found enlightenment.

[hubsonfire]

No way, I'm having fun. Skuzzy thinks he's got an Olsen twin holding on line  2.

[Guppy35]

The curse of Operation Candy Mountain I guess.

OK hub, I'm sure hitech won't mind if you torture Skuzzy a bit longer.

We'll have to give Pyro his kidney back however


Charlieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Shun the disbelievers!!!!!!!!!

[Masherbrum]

.....and all along I thought RESmith was fessing up.....

[Guppy35]

Originally posted by Masherbrum
.....and all along I thought RESmith was fessing up.....

Nah.  Yukon had him hypnotized.  We were just using him for a distraction.  Figured that folks would get so bent out of shape about his K/D they wouldn't see what we were up to.

Curses!  Foiled again!

[Masherbrum]

Originally posted by Guppy35
Nah.  Yukon had him hypnotized.  We were just using him for a distraction.  Figured that folks would get so bent out of shape about his K/D they wouldn't see what we were up to.

Curses!  Foiled again!

[Platano]

Originally posted by Silat
Ummmm I didnt get the message to release the hostages...............
I received a note that said:

+Silut this is Corkie. Dunt wrelis the hustajes. Kept thim bellybutton lung as ewe wawnt..

                                Corkie

I suspected it might be from Dale but need your verification that you didnt send it..............

[Skuzzy]

Originally posted by hubsonfire
No way, I'm having fun. Skuzzy thinks he's got an Olsen twin holding on line  2.

Actually, I know it is you Hub, but you sound soooo cute.  I just want to be careful so as not to upset Stang or Furby,...or was it Grits?  Maybe all three from the way you are talking to me.  

I just want to know why there are fingerprints all over my images now?  Especially the one of Bertha the Sheep.  She was the model for one of the CON missions.  Now she has fingerprints all over her.  Buncha pervs!  

[Guppy35]

Originally posted by Skuzzy
Actually, I know it is you Hub, but you sound soooo cute.  I just want to be careful so as not to upset Stang or Furby,...or was it Grits?  Maybe all three from the way you are talking to me.  

I just want to know why there are fingerprints all over my images now?  Especially the one of Bertha the Sheep.  She was the model for one of the CON missions.  Now she has fingerprints all over her.  Buncha pervs!  

Points at   -------->   Raptor

He can't help himself

[pluck]

hmmmm, well unfortunate thing about the scotch.....i knew about the 200 that got back to bronk, it's in my report.  what isn't in my report is that there was a tragic accident, and somehow all the bottles went from full to empty.  oddly many people in the area have glassy eyes and slurred speech, and are making "cheers" like motions toward me......just can't figure it out, please send more of the 80th to investigate, and more scotch.  maybe we can flush out the people who may have done this!

[Murdr]

Originally posted by Silat
+Silut this is Corkie. Dunt wrelis the hustajes. Kept thim bellybutton lung as ewe wawnt..

                                Corkie

I suspected it might be from Dale but need your verification that you didnt send it..............

I think I just coughed up a lung from that laugh.

[Guppy35]

Originally posted by pluck
hmmmm, well unfortunate thing about the scotch.....i knew about the 200 that got back to bronk, it's in my report.  what isn't in my report is that there was a tragic accident, and somehow all the bottles went from full to empty.  oddly many people in the area have glassy eyes and slurred speech, and are making "cheers" like motions toward me......just can't figure it out, please send more of the 80th to investigate, and more scotch.  maybe we can flush out the people who may have done this!

I think some adjusting of the inventory is in order.  Shouldn't be a problem

[Ack-Ack]

It was a brilliant plan Corky and we almost pulled it off.  It would have made the BK's MOAT look like rank amature stuff.

And the part of the plan that had Murdr and Silat posting as RESmith and President was brilliant!   They had everyone looking the other way, definitely a master stroke of genius.

Ummm...there is a slight problem with HT's assets though.  He seems to have less money now than what he had when I seized them.

Well I'm off, going to take a ride in my brand new Porsche and drive by my new house.  Think I'll go to Hawaii tomorrow now that I've recently came into a lot of money.



ack-ack

[Raptor]

Originally posted by Airscrew
Thats much too high Dan,  bring it down to 1k so we can just shoot ya from the ack guns

We also vow to fly with full flaps and gear extended. Also anyone flying the L model will find their dive flaps have been welded in the down position.

As for the fingerprints all over skuzzy's original pictures, I do not know where those came from. I copied the images from skuzzy's hard drive and saved them in the 80th database for.. future references.

I assure all of you, the 80th Headhunters are currently investigating any and all empty scotch bottles. There is insufficient data at the moment to have any real leads. Our best hope is to track the next case of scotch sent to HTC. PM me if you plan on sending any alcoholic substances to HTC, I will secure a tracking device in the crate for efficient interception... tracking.

Operation Candy Mountain will continue as scheduled, prepare the "Leoploradon"