"LTAR"
I'm through with missions in a line
The Squads That'll never get in time
It's like the bottom of the Wannabe
And I'm never gonna win
This flight hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)
I wantta bein a brand new Squad
On an mission of killin N00Bs
And a mission I can play zoom zoom in
And a King size Buff big enough
For ten Squadies plus me
(So what you need?)
I'll need a chargin fiter that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a lotta eggs in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
(Been there, done that)
I want a new GV full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between LTARghst and
LTARmoil is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even play for score and shame
[Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be big LTARs
And live in GV Hangers driving fifteen ones.
The proxy's come easy and the kills come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't sleep.
And we'll hang out at the biggest bars
In the VIP with the LTAR stars
Every good gold digger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Sheep bunny
With her bleach blond hair
Hey hey I wanna be a LTAR
Hey hey I wanna be a LTAR
I wanna be great like ghst without the hassels
Hire eight new Dweebs that love to beat up N00Bs
Land a couple of kills
So I can up my score for free
(I'll have the quesadilla, uh huh)
I'm gonna skin my planes
With the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the LTAR mansion
Gonna date a sheep that loves to
Blow my money for me
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and Shame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
[Chorus]
And we'll hide out in the Lobby room
With the latest scoreboard and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a Squadie on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a LTAR.
I'm gonna sing those songs
That offend the censors
Gonna drop my eggs on the next transgressor
I'll get washed-up Rooks recordin all my kills
Lip sync em every night so I can keep the thrills.
[Chorus]
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest scoreboard and today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a Squadie on speed dial
Hey hey I wanna be a LTAR
Hey hey I wanna be a LTAR
Mac
