Fun with taters

[Silat]

Originally posted by Skuzzy
Fried Mashed Tatter (in bacon grease if available), topped with a thick slice of extra sharp cheddar cheese, sausage pattie, an egg, and covered with white gravy.  Yummmmmm.

(hehe, Max is gonna kill me)

Boil potatoes.

Carmelize some onions in bacon grease. Add some (lot) garlic. Set aside keeping warm.

When taters are done mash with a hand masher only adding some butter.
Add s&p
Mix in the onion and garlic mixture.
Add some sour cream to taste

[Halo]

I thought this was about tater guns (Tater Shots: Boys Love 'Em, Washington Post, Sunday, Sept. 3, 2006, D1).

Spud guns.  Potato guns.  After you've eaten your fill of potatos, dig down in the sack and load a few in some PVC pipe and fire 'em 300 yards at watermelons or sumpthin.  Yee ha!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/02/AR2006090201040.html

[Leslie]

Here's a potato joke:


Antonio was at the beach with his friend Carlos.  Antonio confided in his friend he was having trouble picking up girls, and so Carlos said "this is what you do.  Take a potato and stick it down your swimsuit.  Drives the girls crazy my friend.  Try it."

So Antonio takes Carlos' advice and walks down the beach.  After awhile he returns and Carlos asks "how did it go, did you find a nice girl?"  Antonio says "no Carlo it's worse than before.  Now they run from me.  I did what you said and now it's worse."

Carlos takes a look at his friend and says "Darn it Antonio!!!  The potato is supposed to go in the front .




Les

[JB88]

Originally posted by Skuzzy
So that is what they call tater molestation these days,.....graphical vengence.

Thanks for keeping my in sync with the latest leet thing.  Although I would have thought it would been called, tater mashin.  

not sure what rule that is you are breaking with all of your sweet tender potato love talk, but i doubt that its appropriate for some of the less intelligent on this board who may burn themselves on their own variation of your thought progression....

hot potato!!! hot potato!!!

[Excel1]

Plain jane boiled spuds with the skins left on meets my wants. Just add a little salt.

But they gotta be washed well to get all the dirt off them and boiled in clean water, not in that dirty old rural bore water either which affects the flavour... has to be the sweet unmetered town supply water that's been illegally piped from the nearby school for years.

It's not a secret and it can't be denied, but it's not common knowledge.. YET

Enjoy your spuds

[Dago]

Soak a potato in rum, remove potato from rum, throw away potato, drink the  rum.  Close enough.