Guns,
You mean that kid making $8/hr on the showroom floor really isn't part of a vast corporate conspiracy to offer stuff they don't actually sell, inviting verbal abuse from pissed-off customers, just to get angry people in the door so they can stomp around yelling, waving a crumpled up page from the weekly ad, demanding to see "the manager" who is supposed to pull product from his nether regions on request?
I thought that was just part of the employee compensation agreement!