(deep voice, lightning, thunder)
Skuzzy, this Thy Boss speaking:
Thou shalt go forth and restore 7,000 posting credits to those who count them and those who count against them.
Thou shalt not date posts in advance lest those who post in the past perk the present and pork the future.
Thou shalt let users search with no restriction lest those who have searched undo those who would search against them.
Thou shalt spread this board throughout the land by opening thy checkbook to all and sharing your passwords plus generic photo IDs.
If you do all this, you will be honored by all men and allowed to wander in the Texas desert for 40 years.
